LGBT CrazyGoo wants to know: What's something you saw that was gay but could say anything

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  1. CrazyGoo

    CrazyGoo New Member

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    When I was in the Air Force a bunch of us were down at the beach (South China Sea) sitting at a picnic table. Some of the guys were talking about how horny they were and they missed their girls back home.

    One of the guys stood up, lowered his bathing trunks and knocked his very hard uncut cock on the table like a hammer. He said "How's this for being horny?"

    I sat there thinking what I could do to help him. I could say or do anything but I sure wanted to grab it.

    The other guys started yelling HOMO and everyone laughed.

    Funny part of it is, every time this guy passed me on the flight line he would open the door to his truck as he passed me and his pants would be down to his ankles.

    If only I knew......

    The cocknocker.........

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    Me at the beach.......

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    My friend rented a porn movie, unzipped his jeans and started masturbating right in front of me, I was like :hsugh: and while I wanted to jump in and join the fun moment I was toooooo afraid. If that happened today he would walk funny for a few days.

    Another time at a science camp (we got forced to do that shit 3 years) I went to take a leak out in the woods and when I came back I saw 3 guys peeing and checking out their cocks in a not so gay way...I acted like nothing happened "sup" "sup" and walked away....I also wanted them to check mine out :o
     
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    A zillion years ago I hired this guy (22 yr old) to work in the stockroom of a computer company I worked for.

    We had a Christmas party in the manufacturing area. The company Prez was a boozer and always had lots of liquor at any party. It was way back when nobody gave any thought to litigation issues.

    The guy I hired got drunk and I did not want him to drive so I took him to his brothers house. When we got there he leaned over and kissed me right on the lips and said thanks for looking out for his safety.

    I about crapped.
     
  4. camarosrool

    camarosrool yes i am

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    ahahahaha awesome stories
    I'm amazed at how gay straight people can be on a daily basis
    one of my coworkers jokes around and has the most ridiculous gay lisp and this horribly feminine model walk.... but its ok cuz hes married and has a kid... one day he actually taugh another coworker how to walk like that!
    they had a 30 minute discussion on how to walk like a gay guy!
     
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    its true :bowrofl: maybe that's because they are not afraid of people thinking they are gay hence they go ALLLL THE WAY...I'd never do that :o
     
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    camarosrool yes i am

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    yeah im not out at work, so id be WAAAY to self conscious to be acting all gay like that
    I actually brought my cousin to work as a cover lol
    course i didnt tell them she was my cousin........
     
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    I worked with a guy at Barnett Bank that was so super feminine he was an embarrassment to be around. The only thing missing from him was high heels. He was married and had kids and generally dislike gay people.

    I think he was a closet gay and tried to hide it be being married and him showing his dislike of gay people.
     

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