Crazy dream

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  1. D7

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    My dream: I was at work and they catered lunch. I grabbed a plate and took it outside to snack on. I sat down on the grass with co-workers and we were chatting. I look over and I see Sammy Hagar (redrocker.com / cabawabo.com ) sitting there so I go over and sit next to him and we're chatting it up. Then I realize my hair looks like shit and I don't have make-up on and I don't want my picture with him. So he's been leaning on his hand while we're talking about music and he sits up and puts his arm around me. I'm like mkay and we keep talking. Then he puts his hand on my leg and I'm like no :rofl:

    So he was traveling and he had plans to spend the night at this chick's place. I ended up crashing there with them but I guess we just slept because then I skipped to the next day where I'm in the kitchen emptying the dishwasher like a good woman does and he says "is this going to just be a sexual relationship?" and I'm like "no I'm looking for a relationship and want to have babies".

    So then time goes on and he tells me he's been thinking about the babies and the only problem is ... are you ready for this???

































































    he doesn't know how he will support them on Social Security :bowrofl:
     
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    :rofl: :bowrofl:

    This is why I fucking :love: you

    :kiss: :buttsex: :lick:
     
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    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    well last night i had a dream I had sex with martha stewart and oprah. FML
     
  5. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    :rofl:


    I just laughed out loud at Panera :o


    I love that you're having dreams about Sammy Hagar :rofl:
     
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    LMAO... WTF are you using and please share :bigthumb:
     
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    JoJoBee Hanging out with my chicks! OT Supporter

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  8. D7

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    3some? o_O

    At least it wasn't Dianne Sawyer. That lady needs to learn to part her hair :hsugh:
     
  9. Bob Brown

    Bob Brown bewshit, bewshit, bewshit

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    :bowrofl:

    yousa crazy :rofl:
     
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    Haha this thread made my night
     
  11. radfad88

    radfad88 The Batman-O-Lantern

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    this def. made me lol
     
  12. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    Honest. To. God. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  13. Falconer

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    I don't get it :dunno:
     

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