craigslist ad for someone bartering for weights... funny read

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  1. KingGargantuan

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    http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bar/236319917.html

    bulloooney. i must have pasted it wrong. i click the link in email and it takes me to it. here it is, recreated for your listening pleasure.

    I have a huge pickup to haul your stuff. This is what im looking for:

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    Reply to: [email protected]
    Date: 2006-11-17, 3:53PM EST


    I will haul your stuff anywhere:

    I’m looking for weights. Preferably olympic. big weights. I don’t need any girlie pink neoprene, Barbie dumbbells with pictures of Hello Kitty. I need real metal crush your skull if you lose your grip without a spotter plates.


    I also could use a sturdy elliptical...not one of those lame K-mart/Walmart jobbies that’s only good to hang your clothes on. I wanna fry my quads till im bleeding out of my toes-kinda workout.

    I really want a Smith cage. Man, I will haul your stuff to other countries for one of these. Like the other stuff, it has to be heavy-duty, not one of those wimpy things that will break if I drop 300# on my last set. I don’t really want to crush my skull.

    I would also like a home-defense shotgun...no cookoff chambers or I'll buy a new one and go after ya ! And I’m combat-trained, so don’t get any ideas.

    Anyhoo..... anything gym-related that I could use would rock! I have a 1,300 Sq.Ft. spot where I work out and need the equipment. My truck is a big F-150 with balls that will carry anything you got with attitude. It mocks smaller trucks and makes them cry.

    Serious inquiries only. And no, I won’t drive your bedroom set from Northern MD to Woodbridge for $10.00 and a cheap Mary Kate and Ashley workout tape and pom-pom set. If you are from Nigeria, I will put a curse on you that will melt your fingers into the foundation of that 3rd world country-poor excuse for an "internet cafe" youre scamming from.

    Anyway, for those who may have something useful to barter... Thanks,
    Marie





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    it's goneded :(
     
  5. KingGargantuan

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    bulloooney. i must have pasted it wrong. i click the link in email and it takes me to it. here it is, recreated for your listening pleasure.

    I have a huge pickup to haul your stuff. This is what im looking for:

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Reply to: [email protected]
    Date: 2006-11-17, 3:53PM EST


    I will haul your stuff anywhere:

    I’m looking for weights. Preferably olympic. big weights. I don’t need any girlie pink neoprene, Barbie dumbbells with pictures of Hello Kitty. I need real metal crush your skull if you lose your grip without a spotter plates.


    I also could use a sturdy elliptical...not one of those lame K-mart/Walmart jobbies that’s only good to hang your clothes on. I wanna fry my quads till im bleeding out of my toes-kinda workout.

    I really want a Smith cage. Man, I will haul your stuff to other countries for one of these. Like the other stuff, it has to be heavy-duty, not one of those wimpy things that will break if I drop 300# on my last set. I don’t really want to crush my skull.

    I would also like a home-defense shotgun...no cookoff chambers or I'll buy a new one and go after ya ! And I’m combat-trained, so don’t get any ideas.

    Anyhoo..... anything gym-related that I could use would rock! I have a 1,300 Sq.Ft. spot where I work out and need the equipment. My truck is a big F-150 with balls that will carry anything you got with attitude. It mocks smaller trucks and makes them cry.

    Serious inquiries only. And no, I won’t drive your bedroom set from Northern MD to Woodbridge for $10.00 and a cheap Mary Kate and Ashley workout tape and pom-pom set. If you are from Nigeria, I will put a curse on you that will melt your fingers into the foundation of that 3rd world country-poor excuse for an "internet cafe" youre scamming from.

    Anyway, for those who may have something useful to barter... Thanks,
    Marie





    Location: Dulles

    It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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  6. Elfling

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    :rofl: And I was expecting it to be a man's name at the bottom!
     
  7. siniquezu

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    I didn't notice since I stopped reading at the words "smith machine"
     
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