Country in which you are most likely to get head

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  1. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    edit - title should say "head" but it won't let me change it. I changed it in the thread but it still shows as "heard" in the forum

    I saw this on that lame TV show "Manswers" tonight (it was on while I was doing dishes).

    According to a survey by Durex:

    In Hong Kong, only 24% of women give head :wtf:

    In USA, only 17% of women "enjoy giving oral sex" :ugh:

    But in Austria, 80% of women give head :bigthumb:









































    Only 17%? Seriously? :gtfo: So already 83% of women in America are undateable and that's before you even factor in looks/intelligence/cooking skills
     
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  2. Deborah

    Deborah Seeing is believing, but I don't want to know.

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    hahaha, so giving head is the most important factor?lol. I can understand that though, it would definitely be a deal breaker if a guy didnn't like to go down on me. although for me it's different, I cant get off by just sex,ugh
     
  3. T-R-T

    T-R-T New Member

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    I'm sure lots of women do it even if they don't enjoy it
     
  4. RollinDollos

    RollinDollos Guest

    "You don't WHAT?"

    "Tell that shit to another sucker"
     
  5. Mugen92GS-R

    Mugen92GS-R New Member

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    Thats really the one hang up I have about my most recent ex... BEST head I've ever had... and she LOVED doing it any chance she could. Jesus :bowdown:
     
  6. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    You care way too much about head :ugh:
     
  7. fray

    fray New Member

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    Those are completely different statistics if that's the way they are actually worded.
     
  8. Yail Bloor

    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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    if the survey was conducted by asking women what they do/would do then it is null and void
     
  9. JordanClarkson

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    meh, i've never cared too much for head anyway
     
  10. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    what about france? they have the most sex. what's the rate?
     
  11. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    Falconer, hopefully you are not factoring in how most guys go about it, which is - really badly. I've had two girls "convert" from being in love with me for a long time. For example, Emily wasn't into it but now she cums when she goes down on me :bigthumb:

    Most guys will be really rough the girl's first time, and they'll smell bad, and just don't really go about it in a way that could be enjoyable on the other end.

    I feel like most chicks can be made to enjoy oral sex - as long as they are irresistibly drawn to the guy they are pleasuring.

    The exception would be psychologically damaged girls, such as traumatized rape victims.

    I think the reason guys go about it so badly has to do with the pressure as a male in American culture to be a certain kind of macho and a certain kind of dominant. In our culture there is an appreciation for "fucking that bitch," "slapping that ho," etc.

    I was in a theater watching a movie yesterday. When this one guy was approached by a girl and, because he was busy, shoved her away and said "NOT NOW BITCH!", there was a round of laughter and applause in the audience. That's a cultural thing.
     
  12. Abomb

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    no fuck that, if you love eating pussy and she doesnt love sucking your dick she = worthless.
     
  13. yankeeschick14

    yankeeschick14 New Member

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    In Austria and Hong Kong, We're only talking about who actually PERFORMS the act; in the US we're talking about who enjoys it. A LOT of women give head and don't necessarily enjoy it, but could be made to enjoy it (like JJJ said, make it a pleasurable experience for her. make sure you're clean, rub her back, etc. a lot of women just don't enjoy having their face jammed on a cock). I don't know that this necessarily makes them "undatable" but maybe "teachable"
     
  14. sportsjunkie

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    I should be in Austria
     
  15. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    You can do that? :mamoru:
     
  16. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I just love how many threads about head Falconer has made. I picture him thinking about it 24/7 to the point where he was bored one moment and said "hmm, let me look up statistics on what countries give the most head!" :rofl:
     
  17. scent of a wookie

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    why? like giving head that much? :cool:
     
  18. Falconer

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    Please. I haven't made a head thread in months.

    If I talked about sex all the time you'd say I care way too much about sex.

    Or people say "you care way too much about money" or whatever.

    Awesome, then don't date me if you don't like sucking dick or spending your own money :rofl:
     
  19. Falconer

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    Teach me :eek3:

    btw i agree with the rest of you post.
     
  20. demosnat

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    Studies like this are generally worthless. -International polls conducted by Americans, types of questions work better in some cultures than others. -Americans are hung the fuck up about talking about sex, Austrians may not be. Getting a decent poll sample is near impossible, older people may not want to talk about it, but be more likely to engage in it. Only a certain type of person is willing to truthfully answer questions about dick suckign to a total stranger, etc.
     
  21. Falconer

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    They weren't consistent. First they said 24% of chicks in HK do it. Then they said 17% of chicks in USA enjoy doing it.
     
  22. demosnat

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    :rofl: Falconer you'll like this, when I was 13 I went to study abroad in europe for a second time, and a boy in the program (who I later dated) got his dick sucked for the first time by an Austrian class mate while we were staying in Austria. However it should be kept in mind that (at least at the time) the other kids there were ob-fucking-sessed with Americans, most of the students rolled like 10 deep in suitors everywhere we went.
     
  23. Falconer

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    I :rofl:ed more at how you phrased that part :bowrofl:
     
  24. Falconer

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    I can't imagine getting head when I was 13, either :rofl: :eek3:
     
  25. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    :roflw: You'd think someone who claims to be as smart as he does would realize this. Why even bother posting such a worthless study that means nothing.
     

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