Cougar

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  1. Holliday

    Holliday New Member

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    I met this 40 year old chick at a bar last Sunday. She had a server come up to me and tell me that I was hot and looked like Robert Pattison :hsugh:. So I go up and start talking to this cougar who was surprisingly attractive. She basically tells me that Robert Pattison is the hottest guy in the world and I look just like him but with shorter hair. She also tells me that she's newly single and that I should take her out to this bar sometime that I had just told her about :bowdown:.

    I get her number and leave.

    Fast forward to now. Haven't called her yet, but was planning on it when I get home from work. Only thing is, my nuts are shriveled even thinking about it. I'm nervous as hell. She's got a good 16 years on me and have no experience with someone so much older than me. I feel like I won't know what to say around her or it'll be weird or some shit. I'm not looking for a relationship and I reaaaalllly doubt she is, but I'm completely down to bone.

    If I take her to this bar I told her about, she will be the oldest one there probably. I don't want her to feel like that, so I have no idea where to take her. Also, should I just invite her to come out with me alone? Or should I invite her to come out with me and my friends?

    I need some advice on this, I feel like a child. :o
     
  2. knucks

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    IMO, I would not take her out with all your friends.
    You should go to a place that doesn't "discriminate" on age...(if you want to go to a bar together)
     
  3. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :bowrofl: a 40 year old woman obsessed with Robert Pattinson?

    Yeah, throw her number away. Thank me later.
     
  4. Holliday

    Holliday New Member

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    I was thinking the same thing. Maybe she has daughters that are really into him or something. If we're both in it to bone (which I'm pretty sure she is) then why should I care?
     
  5. outlaws

    outlaws C.R.E.A.M.

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    do it do it do it
    and post pictures
     
  6. knucks

    knucks Active Member

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    exactly.
     
  7. knucks

    knucks Active Member

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    And I mean, don't be worried about being with someone that's older than you. I hear they're more likely to let you slip it in the bum, too.
     
  8. Gogoplata

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    Actually Bro..


    Tell her ONLY your first name, call her from a payphone so she doesn't have your number, take her to a divey bar (old broads like that), take her back to her place and give her the BEST 3 minutes of her decade and then take a taxi home and never see her again.. You will have epic lulz for your friends and OT on Monday..


    And you can thank ME later!

    Bros>Hoes
     
  9. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    If you are in it to bone then why do you care if she feels comfortable or not at a trendy, youthful bar?

    And why on earth would you invite your other younger friends to that same bar??? Go with her, bang her, end.
     
  10. Franco

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    :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
    :bigthumb:
    :bigthumb:
     
  11. PlutoBHG

    PlutoBHG New Member

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    Just invite her out and let her do all the talking...
     
  12. Gogoplata

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  13. Ford4Life

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    She is just looking for some young cock, take her some place, then fuck her. Chances are she'll be the best fuck you've ever had in your life. Older women rule. :bigthumb:
     
  14. Holliday

    Holliday New Member

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    :bowdown:

    Thanks guys, I get too nervous about this shit sometimes. I'll just take her to get some drinks somewhere then try to get in her pants. Talk about how it was growing up in the 80s or some shit.
     
  15. Gogoplata

    Gogoplata Guest

    :h5:
    mynigga.txt
     
  16. giz

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    good luck!

    the night of my 5 year high school reunion, I went to the bar and ended up talking to a 39 year old and 35 year old that were both married. the 39 year old was sooooo hot. I would have paid to have sex with her.

    don't screw this up, it doesn't happen that often :rofl:
     
  17. Viper

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    :rofl:

    She's an older woman. She's not some elusive artifact from the stone age.

    The beautiful thing about older women is that they will do most of the talking AND the work. You just sit there, listen to her bullshit, get her drunk, and then take her back to your (or her) place and fuck the shit out of her.
     
  18. Viper

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    There's a 50+ year old woman (who looks like she is about 35, I swear to god :mamoru:) at a local store that i frequen who has literally told me she wants to fuck me. She's always hinting for me to take her out and shit, and I don't do it because she's twice my age. :hsugh:

    But I do realize that it would be so frikin easy to get with her if I wanted to. Most older women are the same way. The one's that are into younger guys will make your job so much easier and you won't have to jump through hoops to get what you want.

    Plus, they are far more secure with themselves than younger girls. Most younger girls are insecure as fuck and they expect you to dance a jig before even getting to first base with them.

    I say you sack up, call her, take her out and prove me right. :big grin:
     
  19. giz

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    I doubt she knows she's twice your age :rofl:
     
  20. Viper

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    Oh she knows, because I've told her. :mamoru:

    I used to work with her.
     
  21. C.W.

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    Quit bringing up her age when talking about going out.

    She just wants some young cawk.

    Take her a decent bar, get some drinks and take her backto your place or hers and fuck her
     
  22. BoomBoomBoy

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    She will change your sexual world! :bigthumb:
     
  23. RollinDollos

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    Bro you don't go on a date with a 40+ year old chick. She knows whats up, hit her up late night then go to her house and fuck while her kids are asleep.
     
  24. Coottie

    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    Just add alcohol dude. It doesn't matter what you say or where you go.
     
  25. pirothezero

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    And for our sake I hope OP knows how to write.
     

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