MIL Coolest possible jobs in the military?

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  1. fintheman

    fintheman I will ebay O/T!

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    Air Force SP Forest Ranger Duty - all he did was patrol the area of a consevation that was also part of an AFB. Ride 4-wheelers and a Jeep all day, and hang out and watch the beach for people poaching/over limit, etc.,

    Air Force Enviromental Sciences - Self Explainatory

    Playing sports for any branch, TDYing, traveling everywhere to play a sport, not a professional, but probably the next best thing to it. Competing in the olympics while you are active duty, I think this has been done only a few times, but, all you would do is train and get all the military perks while doing so.

    Bands/Honor Guards - Self Explainatory

    SERE Trainer - Get to TDY on "wilderness trips" Get to do EVERY kind of nature survival trip you'd ever want in your life, just to be able to teach people how to survive. Anartic, to Jungle to Carribean to etc, etc., Travel to the craziest places.

    Embassy Guards - After the shit tours, you can be stationed in the coolest country/place to live ever.

    Any NATO/UN Duty - Money out of the butt (at least for USAF) and get medals outta the butt.
     
  2. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Only one of those is a cool job.
     
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    TRN Well-Known Member

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    I don't know man, being an F-22 pilot seems a little bit cooler than playing the trombone.
     
  5. fintheman

    fintheman I will ebay O/T!

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    Bah, I'm not talking about the hoo-rah jobs.
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    God you are a geek. F-22 pilot, A-10 pilot, AC130 pilot, Delta, Seal, PJ, Attache, Chopper Pilot, DI, Spy.
     
  7. fintheman

    fintheman I will ebay O/T!

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    those are the givens...

    Also the jobs that you kill people.
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Band will never be a cool job.
     
  9. DaRkPhAnToM

    DaRkPhAnToM FML OT Supporter

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    you sir know nothing...



    Bands/Honor Guards - Self Explainatory

    HONOR GUARD = SHITTY... trust me i know i am in the Army's Honor Guard



    Embassy Guards - After the shit tours, you can be stationed in the coolest country/place to live ever.

    I am going to Italy next, I never did an Embassy duty....
     
  10. fintheman

    fintheman I will ebay O/T!

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    Okay, not going where I wanted this too.

    I'm talking about little odd jobs that noone knows about.

    Are you base honor guard, or THE honor guard outta DC?
     
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    Ranger duty is the only decently appealing job up there...


    how bout jumping the fuck out of planes and shit? better yet blasting some insurg from a helo?
     
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    honor guard out of d.c. at arlington national cemetery, the army's best honor guard
     
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    :) :wavey:
     
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  14. fintheman

    fintheman I will ebay O/T!

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    Sorry, the whole, killing people and blowing up shit part of the military never appealed to me.

    I guess thats my "liberal" side of me that didn't like hearing someone say "we are here to blow shit up and kill people"
     
  15. fintheman

    fintheman I will ebay O/T!

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    Special Force Comm? cool.

    I had a friend going yankee doodle and going to White House Comm..
     
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    Your the ass with the shovel who walks behind the horses and picks up there shit
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    ahh this ignorant idiot emerges again. i dont shovel shit... i do full honors firing party, thank you very much
     
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    WTF list "Air Force Enviromental Sciences - Self Explainatory"

    What do they do? Find ways to make the AF "dorms" even more comfortable or something? :rofl:
     
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    maybe thats why you are AF:hsugh:

    cus most are there to blow shit up and kill people:mamoru:

    be like my E-5 cousin and be a flight planner....exciting shit there:noes:
     
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    werd bish :cool:
     
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    so true! LOL
     
  23. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    People join the military for reasons other than blowing shit up?
     
  24. Capitals

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    Worst list ever.

    I'd say for the Marine Corps it'd be

    F/A-18 Pilot
    Harrier Pilot
    Cobra Pilot
    Counter Intelligence
    Radio Recon
    Reconnisance Man
    Scout Sniper
    Forward Observer
    Force Recon
     
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    EOD seems pretty cool, also being a Drill Instructor.
     

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