Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by axio, May 7, 2006.
Because it's a tattoo.
Because it's daredevl
what would it look like?
Only makes me want to get it more.
Something simple like the twin D's
That would look pretty cool
Imagine explaining wtf it is at a date.
Her: "So, what is that tattoo?"
Me: "ONLY FUCKING DAREDEVIL NOOB!"
DD's been forever tarnished by Ben Affleck, that's reason enough
That movie was never made.
because even I think thats too far.
It is either this or the Batman symbol
Imagine all the ice breakers on a date.
Her: "So... what is your tattoo?"
Me: "IT IS THE SYMBOL FOR THE MAN WITHOUT FEAR, HE GAVE IT HIS ALL WHEN THE KINGPIN TRIED TO RUIN HIM - THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE, KAREN PAGE, FORSAKED HIM FOR A FIX... AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY TATTOO IS?!"
Her: "... ok..."
Me: "THE MAN IS IN JAIL NOW, HIS BEST FRIEND WAS KILLED. HE IS FACING THE MAN THAT KILLED ELEKTRA IN JAIL - HAVE YOU NO SHAME? YOU MAKE ME SICK WITH YOUR SELFISHNESS, SICK!"
Or on the job:
Boss: "I'll need you to calculate some financial ratios for me..."
Me: "ALREADY DONE, I HAVE RADAR." *throws billy club at excel*
Boss: *looking at remains of computer screen* "What the hell was that?"
Me: *showing tattoo* "I HAVE NO FEAR, I FEAR NO FINANCIAL RATIO, EXCEL CANNOT CONQUER ME!"
hhahha!! I actually LOL'd at that.
Giving a presentation:
Boss: "Alright, tell us what you know..."
Me: "... I'm blind."
Boss: "You walked into the room just fine."
Me: "uh... I could smell your aftershave."
Boss: "I'm a woman."
Me: "WHY BULLSEYE? WHY DID YOU KILL ELEKTRA?!" *throws billy club at powerpoint*
Go for the Deadpool symbol instead
I dont wanna talk you out of it....
I think you should get a bigger one with him on the cross or diving or something....screw small symbols...go big or go home...tattoo's that are small and just of one image are to cliche'....get something art worthy...
I wouldnt tell you this unless I had done it myself (just not with DD, cause he sucks...baahah jk)
Not until Kyle Raynor is forever ousted and purged out of GL history.
For the record you'd be the MAN with a DD tattoo. My personal favorite comic character. The current storyline in the comics is intense.
Just imagine any woman's reaction to the tattoo and then your explanation of the tattoo. That should be a deterrent for getting the tattoo.
Also, damn you GL-fans for hating Rayner. He happened. Get ovah it.
Meh, if something as silly as a DD tattoo really affects your sex life you've got issues to begin with.
Yeah, I've never dated a girl that had a problem with my rampant nerdism.
But I will admit that the fact that I can name almost every character in MASK has never dropped panties
"Two of my ex gf's had 38 DD breasts and another had 40 DD. But I'm more mature now, and not basing my relationships on physical appearrance alone. That's why I'm with you."
Saying that will probably hurt you more than admitting its after a comic character.