FRK Confessions of a Porn Clerk

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  1. Smoked

    Smoked $5.50? Man fuck the avatar...how about you just sh

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    One guy called for weeks, trying to get us to special order a tape called Autofellatio. (It looks like cheating - on the box cover the guy is bracing himself against a pool table. Dammit, if you're going to fellate yourself, do it on pure strength and flexibility or don't do it at all.) Anyway, it's a hard to find tape, and he called over and over. I talked to him twice, and I was pretty sure he was masturbating both times. When we finally found the tape, he cancelled the order, claiming he'd found it somewhere else. I think it was the act of calling that turned him on.

    http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4475
     
  2. naughtie

    naughtie New Member

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    Oooh! That sitte is gold! I love stories like that. Reading about other peoples perversions really gets me going. It's like spying on someone doing something really bad. Yummy.
     
  3. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    if it'll make you happy, i could have PE call you guys up while she's masturbating? :dunno:
     
  4. dumb_end_user

    dumb_end_user Sad Gus

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    Now that would be a lot of fun. How does she feel about speaker phone?
     
  5. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    :dunno: let's find out :eek3:
     
  6. BrokenHalo

    BrokenHalo New Member

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    what the hell? did i miss phone sex? :mad:
     
  7. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    umm, Hmm I think it'd be cool as long as there' just listening going on for the other party.. i dunno how i'd feel about a 'conversation' with a stranger while i masturbate... tho, they are welcome to masturbate as well, as long as i'm not really hearing it.....

    :dunno: i'm game.
     
  8. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    BTW, that link is awesome.. I've been reading and trying not to laugh out loud at my desk.
     
  9. Improvolone

    Improvolone New Member

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    That's fucking awsome
     
  10. Cobber

    Cobber Wanna touch my bunny hole?

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    OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ...... that would be insane ... a random phone call in the middle of the day from PE gettin in on. :wackit: :wackit: :wackit: :wackit: :wackit:

    Probably one of the hottest things that would happen to me :big grin:
     
  11. dumb_end_user

    dumb_end_user Sad Gus

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    I was actually thinking about patching you into one of our conference rooms. :o
     
  12. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    :bowdown: an audience would be cool....
     
  13. naughtie

    naughtie New Member

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    In for conference call!!!! :clit:

    I would love to listen in on that any day!!!!! :drool:
     
  14. BaneBoi

    BaneBoi ƒł٤şħ Ąđđίçŧ

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    OMG I'm so in for a conference call masterbation session. :rofl:
     
  15. Improvolone

    Improvolone New Member

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    I read all of the stories.
    Fucking awsome.
    Thank you.
     
  16. keleko

    keleko yes, he is

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    ok, so my phone number is 954-53...... waiiiiiiiit a second....


    will there be other guys in on the conference call as well? :squint:
     
  17. LOLSTi

    LOLSTi DTOM

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    ha. i dont get turned on by it, but good reading material.

    some people... :ugh2:

    (for clarification i'm talking about the idiot who knocked over the shelves et al, not naughtyrn or anything. carry on :) )
     
  18. Smoked

    Smoked $5.50? Man fuck the avatar...how about you just sh

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    A conference call?

    A fucking conference call??

    Where's teh freaky???

    Why not just have a webcam orgy and be done with it.
     
  19. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    :nono: if you haven't noticed I haven't been posting pics... none till next july.
     
  20. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    I think the idea of the conference call is way hotter than the webcam. It's sooooooo cliche.
     
  21. Smoked

    Smoked $5.50? Man fuck the avatar...how about you just sh

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    Oooooo
    whad'd you do wrong?
    Tigre's punishing you again.
    Bad PE.
     
  22. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    no, this was of my own accord.
     
  23. Improvolone

    Improvolone New Member

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    You live in Lauderhill, Fl... I can call you within about 40 attempts I think.
     
  24. naughtie

    naughtie New Member

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    :rofl:
     
  25. Smoked

    Smoked $5.50? Man fuck the avatar...how about you just sh

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    That's not near as much fun as you being punished.
     

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