Colon Cleanse

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  1. Ibanez Guy

    Ibanez Guy New Member

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    Whats up with these? I know several people at work who did it and several more that are planning on doing it. They say the average adult has between like 5-20lbs of excess crap in their intestines and colon. I don't think losing that weight is going to make you look any different but htey say its for health reasons. They say with all that crap in your intestines and colon, it slows the absorbtion of nutrients and minerals and crap. Anyone got any info on this or actually have done a colon cleanse? How did it go? Is it safe? Is it even worth it?
     
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    stupid
     
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    I feel that keeping your intestines clean is very important (and so will proctoligists). I eat fat free yogurt every other day (the enzymes are great for your intestines/stomach) and every so often I'll take something like colen cleanse and unleash some serious fury on my toilet :rl:
     
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    Half of the "effect" of the stupid colon cleanse programs is that by shoving a crapload of fiber/glutinous material into your system, you suddenly produce tons of poop. People mistakenly think this means it's "cleaning out" their system.
     
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    humans have lived for a long time without cleansing their pooper.
     
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    Huge Evil Robot Must not sleep, must warn others

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    I eat tons of fiber anyway, my shits are like a longshoreman's forearm... I really don't think there is much to clean out, or that I would want to if there was.
     
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    You don't need to clense your colon. It's supposed to be full of bacteria, that's how it works. If you screw up the ecosystem that is your ass it's possible to do more harm than good.
     
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  11. Skeletor

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    that shit they crap out with colonblow and similar products is just the result of that stuff they drink in their shake.... It's a fucking scam.


    If you really want to clean your colon like that I'd just eat nothing but broccoli for a few days. This is horrible advice. Don't do it. Colon cleaning products are more horrible advice though. Don't do them either.
     
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