LGBT Closet Secret Santa?

Discussion in 'Lifestyle' started by RyRy, Oct 19, 2007.

  1. RyRy

    RyRy Active Member

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    Price Limit: $20.00
    Work Safe packaging :squint:
    Must ship by Dec 7 2007

    Anyone interested?
     
  2. Matitulo

    Matitulo If sexy never left then why is everybody on my shi

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    I'd be down
     
  3. spiffy_badrock

    spiffy_badrock I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

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    I would also be down.
     
  4. RyRy

    RyRy Active Member

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    Boy with all these people going down I'm sure not getting any action :mamoru:

    Excuse me I've been up all night again... I'm horny and not getting any...
     
  5. spiffy_badrock

    spiffy_badrock I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

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    How the hell does a secret santa work....I know its a dumb question, but Im not all that bright right now.
     
  6. ExDelayed

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    We would have someone (mod) who isnt going to be part of it hand the names and addresses of those that are participating to random closeteers. You would use your imagination or go off of a list of ideas (preferred) to buy your person the present. Send it off by the deadline. Profit?
     
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    ExDelayed New Member

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    Speaking of which, Im down.
     
  8. spiffy_badrock

    spiffy_badrock I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

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    Cool. I can just see Ry now with a giant vibrating box....what the hell is in this???
     
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    His dad signs for the FedEx box and opens it to see what is vibrating. :eek3:
     
  10. spiffy_badrock

    spiffy_badrock I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

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    Does a strip-o-gram work as a secret santa gift?
     
  11. weezaawhut

    weezaawhut New Member

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    Sounds like fun - Count me in
     
  12. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...a $20 stripper... I don't know. Unless it's a hot college student who needs money.
     
  13. cedric

    cedric I don't have a contract

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  14. Matitulo

    Matitulo If sexy never left then why is everybody on my shi

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    I've done $20 singing telegrams...close enough?
     
  15. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...were you naked, or rather, can you be? Because that's the only way I could participate from here, by send you the $20 to sing/dance/extra for Shaun. Of course, that's dependent of my rigging the 'secret' so that I draw his name, but of course now he knows...so shhhh, don't answer. ;)


    That, or finding a crazy site that wraps wild things and ships them...
     
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    And on that note maybe I will use my PO Box :mamoru:
     
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    :eek4: Would one be violating the $20 rule if they spent close to $1,000 on traveling to their secret santa's house, having them fuck them and then sticking a $20.00 gift card in their mailbox when they left? :hsugh::mamoru:
     
  19. RougeOgre

    RougeOgre FS Librarian and MOD

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    In FS it wouldn't violate the rules :mamoru:
     
  20. RougeOgre

    RougeOgre FS Librarian and MOD

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    Or have one of your crazy state-side friends help out :naughty:
     
  21. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...also an option. Are you volunteering, dearest? :o
     
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    RougeOgre FS Librarian and MOD

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    Why not? I've done some pretty creative (and deceptive) gift giving & giving assistance :mamoru:
     
  23. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    Okay, well then I'm in! I only hope that I don't draw you, as then it would kinda spoil the surprise. Thanks babe, I'll iron out the details with you when we know more about 2007 Closet Secret Santa!
     
  24. Matitulo

    Matitulo If sexy never left then why is everybody on my shi

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    How do we get this thing started?
     
  25. RougeOgre

    RougeOgre FS Librarian and MOD

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    I haven't participated because I keep my RL on the DL, but I toyed with the idea of joining my freaky sibs this year. I'll still be your wicked hench(wo)man though :rofl:
     

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