MIL cliffs on inforpics??

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  1. Zombie Pornstar

    Zombie Pornstar I'm cumming RAWL

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    What the heck happened?
     
  2. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    She is a quadrepelegic and must type with a pencil taped to a hat. It takes her a bit to get started, but she can type many paragraphs in little time.
     
  3. MrRyan

    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    She's a quadrepelegic because she suffered a terrible accident while in the Airforce flying the Cessnas that drop the Army Golden Knights at famous events around the globe. Seems that one of the Golden Knights experienced a near fatal malfunction upon exit and she witnessed the near tragedy. She immediated gave control of the plane to the copilot and dove out of the plane with a spare chute. She dove out the door entering into a full dive at speeds approaching terminal velocity in a full tuck. She caught up to the Jumper and got him rigged up...all in 22,000 feet of freefall...allowing him to deploy the chute before 1200' agl. She deployed hers and safely chuted to the ground. She was honored with the Army Soldier's Award, the Coast Guard Gold Cross and a free fruitcake from the Women's Auxillery. She was even invited to meet the President on Air Force one...and when walking down the stairs ahead of the President, exiting Air Force One - she tripped and fell down the flight of stairs breaking the bones in all four appendages - necessitating the amputation of all four limbs before gangreen set it.
     
  4. Zombie Pornstar

    Zombie Pornstar I'm cumming RAWL

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    oh ok thanks.

    Jerry Seinfeld made a funny joke about lupus once..
     
  5. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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  6. someonenew

    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    she's a Toeshoes AE:noes:
     
  7. Rodthrower18

    Rodthrower18 New Member

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  8. dubrocker

    dubrocker sho nuff

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    av pic?

    (she must have brought one of her amputated arms to a taxidermist)
     
  9. scottiemac

    scottiemac It's time to shoot some hot dogs!

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    That commercial gets me everytime. The jingle always gets stuck in my head.
     

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