Cleansing/Detox Kits from the grocery store/walmart

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  1. PlnohotE4

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    Those ones like Colon Cleanse, and 14 day Detox, etc etc....what exactly do they do?

    Do they really cleanse you out thoroughly like they claim? Are they a waste of money? Do they really expel a bunch of junk out of your system and boost your metabolism, blah blah blah?

    Always have seen them and am just curious with people's experience/knowledge of them?
     
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    waste of money...


    just drink a bunch of water and buy some metamucil
     
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    Actually, when I'm downing a bunch of metamucil my turds come out solid and dry. 1 maybe 2 wipes and my anoos is clean, I also use baby wipes which help.
     
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    in for metamucil and cottonelle!
     
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    Some of them work in the lines of drug tests. But they are very fucking precise. Meaning, to much water =bad and too little water = bad. I know people who have passed and failed military tests, so it seems to be a bit of good luck to me. Idk about metabolism
     
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    usually gives me the green apple splatters
     
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    Well, then stop eating green apples! :uh:
     
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    don't you think it's more likely whether they pass or fail is dependent on the person than some herbs, cellulose and laxatives?
     
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    If you want to cleans your colon buy some Fleet Phospho-soda. But be prepared to have the poopie pants for 2-4 hours.
     
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    This thread wasn't started with the intent of finding a detox kit for a drug test.

    It was more for really wanting to do a full body cleanse.

    Any more suggestions/experiences are welcome, thanks guys!

    MC-1...I'll have to remember that for maybe another time? Thanks :)
     
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    I keep hearing about some crazy lemon juice/maple syrup cleansing diet. Don't know much about it though, sorry.
     
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    i know women who have tried not the over the counter stuff, but stuff they read in books.
    this one chick i talked to said her cravings for fried food, sweets, and other junk just went out the window after her cleanse cycle.
     
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