chuck norris' broad on tv :ugh:

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  1. Alias

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    i was on the tv guide channel looking at what to watch and saw some "total gym" ad.

    she said "i'm not going to do as much weight as him because i dont wanna get big muscles like him, i wanna stay lean and toned"
     
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    "f%$king Chuck Norris"
     
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    velamint Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

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    was jonathan brandis on there?





    rip jb you in my heart son
     
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    never question anything that chuck norris says or anything that chuck norris is associated with
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    or how about i'm not gonna do as much weight because i can't
     
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    i've heard trainers say this so many times...

    "now... you don't want to do a lot of weight b/c you just want to get toned, not look like a linebacker for the raiders, right?"

    fuckin' tool...
     
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    I think Norris could take Bruce Lee. Well could have taken.
     
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    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    id plunder that booty
     
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    velamint Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

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    what is that from?
     
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    from walker: texas ranger DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF


    (replayed probably on conan)
     
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    Bruised Lee John Kune Do, puncher of faces

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    are you fucking kidding me?
     
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    PM if you want that clip.
     
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    Actually he DID. Check your history. And please don't start the Bruce Lee sack riding. He never competed in TRUE combat. There were many opportunities to do so, and he never did. I respect him for what he has done and whatnot, but he was not a top tier fighter. Facts are facts.
     
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    I watched a special on Bruce Lee's biography and Chuck Norris was his student and Bruce Lee taught his own brand of Chinese martial arts. A master from China tried to forbid Bruce Lee from teaching his own style in that form and challenged Lee to a fight for the right to teach it. Lee kicked his butt. Lee could take Norris, heck he TAUGHT Norris and Norris competed along with other students (Mike Stone and Joe Lewis) who all won every major karate tournament in the United States at that time after Bruce Lee taught them.

    Bruce Lee wasn't the only teacher Norris had but Lee was his superior in the fighting arts. I'm not big into martial arts but these are the facts as I know them and this is from not only that biography but I used some internet links to confirm those facts. Use google to find out how Norris was compared to Lee. It's not close. Lee was better, a legend, and he did indeed compete mostly in private demonstrations that left the challengers quite impressed.

    tomb
     
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    i may be alittle biased but i have checked my facts, i'm a huge bruce lee fanatic and i will admit i am a sack rider. bruce has fought in real street fights, but nothing official. i agree that the outcome of these street fights are debatable. i did hear of a rumor that chuck did face off against bruce, but this was in some sort of friendly karate match in a points style type of thing which is gay and he did "score" on bruce but only because chuck is a karate points fighter, and i think it ended that bruce won overall anyways. but this is all speculation. but if you think about it, anytype of compition they had back in the day was not really a measure of how much you really kicked ass. it was nothing like UFC or pride like we have today. it was all point systems and you were required to pull your punches and kicks.

    though i do have some early videos of him sparing some karate guys where he totally dominates (i'm not taking into accound that the karate guy may have sucked balls, but he could not even touch bruce). the way he really fought was nothing like his movies.

    but just because he never competed in compititions does not mean he would't rape chuck norris. there were reasons he didn't compete also. he was basically flat out broke by the time people found out about him, but even so he chose not to sell out his art. by the time poeple wanted to challange him after all the movies came out, he shunned them. he became a hermit, and his life was going down hill. in his last days of life, he wasn't even training anymore. and he was injesting hash (which is what killed him!) to calm his nerves cause he was stressed out as fuck. too bad his wife romantasized his life.

    he developed himself for pure self defense in the real world, not compitition were their are rules. he even said that through all of his training he has ever done, if he got into a real fight, he would only have two moves, a side/stop kick and a finger jab to the eye. when asked what he would do if put into a submission hold, he said he would bite the guy. this guy was crazy, but man if you were 5'7'' ~140lb you would do fucking what ever you could from getting killed by all means nessesary.

    don't get me wrong, i'm not saying he would kill anyone, but he could deff. hold his own for his size, especially against some faggot like chuck norris. its a shame that there was acually real fight footage from people who challanged him, shoot behind the scenes from one of his movies, but all the film was tossed due to the film company thinking the movie wouldn't do well and there was no use for the extra footage.

    sorry for the novel

    /sackriding
     
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    waiting for pics of wife
     
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    MiseryIndex i never know why. i only know who. Moderator

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    isin't it christy brinkley? not his wife.
     
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