Can I die from chicken poisoning?

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  1. PaddoK

    PaddoK Some dolphins get massacred, some dolphins get blo

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    So it just dawned on me that since returning from Costco yesterday afternoon I've eaten at least one 4 lb bag of chicken breasts and one or two other chicken related dishes (read: chicken sandwhich or korean chicken bbq) since then.

    It's just so easy and delicious :noes:

    Also, I've been eating like this for months. :sadwavey:
     
  2. PaddoK

    PaddoK Some dolphins get massacred, some dolphins get blo

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    Also, I do eat other meats and fish. I just eat a lot of food and the majority is chicken.
     
  3. Toxicity

    Toxicity New Member

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    Chickens plucked my family to death
     
  4. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Are you a fucking retard?
     
  5. Danny

    Danny New Member

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    bird flu son
     
  6. ACLdestroyer

    ACLdestroyer OT Supporter

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    Lol, Did you just say "Chicken Poisoning"?
     
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    forum95 Come see bout us OT Supporter

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    shit son, i thought you meant from raw chicken, not eating mass amounts.

    thats just plain ridiculous
     
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    What in the shit would you consider chicken poisoning?
     
  11. PaddoK

    PaddoK Some dolphins get massacred, some dolphins get blo

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    the same thing that happens with beef poisoning except with chicken.
     
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    ZeroSkillet Matt Hughes > *

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    You're god damn retarded.
     
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  14. Steve325

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    yeah, your saliva glands will be hating you and you will die a long, painful death. Fuck dry chicken, if it ain't fried, it ain't wroth a damn
     
  15. Devil

    Devil I have become my terror. OT Supporter

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  16. zackflavored

    zackflavored KingShit's Post #55!

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    my sister is in a coma of 3 years from vegetable poisoning :wtc:
     
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    Yes... You should go get your stomach pumped immediately.
     
  19. AaronOC

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    dem chickens are dangerous unless they deep fried
     
  20. Ricey McRicerton

    Ricey McRicerton New Member

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    :rofl: :rofl:

    All I can think about is the Aqua Teen Hunger Force with Meatwad with the "chicken poisoning" and he's all swolen up.
     
  21. zackflavored

    zackflavored KingShit's Post #55!

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    oh and um for a solid answer. no you would not get poisoned from eating too much chicken. poo poo is your friend and all the excess/whatever would come out although it probably would not be a very enjoyable shit
     
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    recipe for korean chicken bbq stat.
     
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    im sure if you stuck a live chicken up your ass.. it would kill you..
     
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    Holy shit, I spit my water all over my computer screen!!! That's some funny shit!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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