Discussion in 'On Topic' started by Jason H, Sep 1, 2005.
HOLY SHIT MAN, those fuckin things are big enough to shoot, get the bitch fuckin KILL it dont take video of it. GODAMN that spider is huge at least see wat happens if u put a taser to one of those fuckers, spider jerky might taste good. Still tho FUCKING KILL IT.
They have a legspan of 5-6"
holy fuck, I thought camel spiders were just a myth
in for later. (I got the bitch slap from my company interwebs blocker)
Camel spiders are real, but there are a lot of myths about them. They don't grow to the size of dinner plates, they cannot travel at 25mph (only 10) and They are not poisonous and they cannot/do not kill camels.
I was reading about the camel spider's aggressive nature, and something touched the back of my hand. I about jumped out of my skin!
FUCK THAT SHIT, how the fuck do you deal with the fuckers then ??? ill be carrying around a fuckin machete with me or sumthin, spiders should not be thatfucking big man I just want the fuckers dead. Yes i hate spiders, cant stand the fuckin things a good spider is a fucking dead spider.
I tried to burn one with my cigarette in Afghanistan, but then it stopped and raised up at me and then I ran away like a punk. 11B Hooah!
I just snorted my Mountain Dew!
LMFAO kyu hahahaha I need to clean off my laptop bc of that shit lmao Maybe its in my best interest to just not fuck with the lil bastards. Suck it EYOB Go to LA and be useful
It was running fast when I was chasing it too. Then it just stopped and raised 6 of the 8 legs at me like it wanted to fight. WHen it did that, I was like, "Fuck this!" And I ran away.
Their bite just hurts. They can't kill you. They are creepy fuckers though.
If I remember correctly, all the reports of people being chased by them are just because the spiders like shadows. If you're walking, and you've got a shadow, the spider just wants to stay in the shadow, so it looks like you're being followed.
Bring Them To America!!! Fun For All!
I should try to find a rubber camel spider look-alike while my son is here on R&R. It would be funn as hell for him to take it back and plant it in somebody's bunk!
LMAO Ranger and kyu u guys got me scared of these fuckers and i aint even seen one yet. So who here has actually beem good enoug to kill one of em?
They gotta make some kind of sound, and that staying in my shadow shit creeps me the fuck out u guys will know its me if I ever get sent over there after OCS and the rest of my schooling, Ill be the motherfucker with a flashlight on the back of his kevlar tryin to get rid of his shadow.