Butt nekkid in the dry sauna....WTF??

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  1. texchef

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    I mean seriously. I'm not homophobic in the least but sometimes a little decorum is in order. I go to get in the dry sauna after my workout today and there is a dude flat out butt nekkid laying there on the upper level seat. No towel between him and the wood. That is simply gross. Bacteria loves to grow at those temps. Dry sauna or not you are dripping sweat like crazy in there and the possibility is there. It made me do one of these: :io:.

    I go in fully clothed and sit on a towel because of guys like that.
     
  2. BrownWalrus

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    Lol there was a guy like that the other day too. He was sitting there with his pecker out. I was like :ugh:

    :iorun:
     
  3. HoodRich

    HoodRich Professional Street Nigga OT Supporter

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    i dont care about the naked, but sit on a towel
     
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    Have you ever wondered why there are only fat people in the sauna?
     
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    Leb_CRX OT's resident terrorist

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    you should of pulled it out and started beating it while looking at him right in the eye

    that'll get him good

    :hsugh:
     
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    pics?
     
  7. Marijuanair

    Marijuanair Remember to have your pet spayed or neutered! OT Supporter

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    It seems the older you get, the fatter and wrinkleier your body gets and the smaller your penis gets. For some reason, when this disgusting chain of events happens, you decide to walk arent locker rooms, steam rooms, and the sauna completely ass naked even when you dont need to be. :barf: I hate my fucking gym cause of this shit, I wanna join a private powerlifter/body builder gym so bad :mad:
     
  8. texchef

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    I honestly don't get the point of doin stuff like that in a gym locker room. There is one guy I have seen who likes to stand in front of the mirror and blow dry his har and shave all nekkid. There is really no need for that. At least put some underdrawers on. Personally I think guys like this WANT other guys to see them. The sad thing is that there is never much to admire or look at.
     
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    That's disgusting. Wear a fucking towel for Christ's sake!!
     
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  10. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    WTF naked old guys all the time
     
  11. Buddyblazon

    Buddyblazon Broncos Naked Bootleg...FTW!!!!

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    A couple of days ago it was a naked guy in the steam room....doing yoga.

    He came in after me...there were already two of us in there.

    It was like he walked in, saw us, screamed, "Hey, I'm naked"...and finally, "Hey...you want a better look at all of this? How bout some Yoga!"

    :barf:

    I quietly left after about 20 minutes. God I love me some wrinkly old calf brains.
     
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    probably gay
     
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    Buddyblazon Broncos Naked Bootleg...FTW!!!!

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    You just caught Capt. Morgan at the gym. That's all.
     
  14. texchef

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    Thankfully my gym (LA Fitness) location doesn't have TVs but some locations do. I go in, change and GTFO. There are guys that seem to handle their entire grooming ritual at the gym and think they are at home. If you have to shave at the gym you have poor time management.

    I walk into the uninal area once and there were two guys talking and one dude was sitting on the SINK COUNTER TOTALLY NAKED. Fucking come on. I walked out after pissing without washing my hands. I heard one of them make a comment about me not washing and I poked my head around the corner and said

    "I'm not touching ANYTHING your bare ass has been on."

    He said "Fag."
    I said "I'm not the one sitting there naked talking to another guy."
     
  15. Marijuanair

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    This reminds me the other day of something that pisssed me off. I really wanted to say something to this faggot but I'm really too nice IRL to yell at someone unless it's really bad. Anyway, I come in to change into a towel and sit in the steam room for a good ten mins to relax, and this old fat man was sitting spread eagle reading a fucking magazine, completely naked on the bench :ugh:. I go spend 10 mins in the steam room and come back out and he's still sitting there reading completely fucking naked in an extremely public area. What's worse is the bench was facing my locker and where he was sitting was no more than 3 feet away from me, so this homo is like at an angle where I have to litterally just look strait down so I dont have to look at his corpse of a body. :barf:
     
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    I just don't fucking understand these people!!
     
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    ass shot in a thong? :hsughr:
     
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    AT the 24 hour fitness in Irving, a guy always came in and worked out in cowboy boots. On occasion I'd seem him totally naked, lying on his back, in the middle of the locker room...with his junk all flipped over and shit. I know of another guy at another location who has some leather penis harness thing he's always sporting in another locker room in gym. Fucking weirdos.
     
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    what tipped you off?
     
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    there was this guy at my gym the other day that (no fucking lie) was sitting there shaving his pubes in the sauna. he was just sitting there shaving his junk and flinging the hairs out on the ground. and then I saw him shaving his face with the same razor by the bathroom sink...

    I was like :wtf:
     
  21. Jackie Treehorn

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    yeah guys, these dudes are all cruising for some schlong. These modern mega Gyms are the gay bath houses of the modern day.

    :hs:
     
  22. Ceaze

    Ceaze https://hearthis.at/DoYouEvenUplift Moderator

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    i only go in the locker room if i have to piss....too many homos
     
  23. evolude

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    Do they walk out buff and lean?
     
  24. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    They actually are functioning as the heaters.
     
  25. ~stangzorized~

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    Well I hope not. It's a naked fucking man.
     
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