MIL "But you are gonna die"

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  1. The Militant

    The Militant THE FUTURE

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    I hate those bitches at parties, ask me what I'm doing and once I tell them I'm leaving for the army that's what comes out of their mouths. fuck them :(
     
  2. Rich

    Rich New Member

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    Be like "Yeah maybe, so you can go to parties without interruption".
     
  3. The Militant

    The Militant THE FUTURE

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    404 comprehension not found...?

    I don't get it
     
  4. Funny you say this. I was at the dentists today and she asked me how was my "army stuff". I said it was good and asked when she would be doing another x-ray for my teeth. She goes "well you had one 6 months ago so you should be good for another 6 months...but come back before you get into the service so we can do another one...for you know...identification".

    thanks lady.
     
  5. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    This is a great lead-in to sex.

    Her: "You are gonna die"

    You: "Yes, yes I know, would you like to be the last person I have sex with before I die in battle?"

    Her: : panties dropped:
     
  6. TRN

    TRN Well-Known Member

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    Just pull out your cock and slap them with it.
     
  7. jenzos

    jenzos Marine Corps, brb.

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    I always get...

    "Your definetly going to Iraq."
    "oh, really? There is a war now? Shit."
    people give me the :eek3:
     
  8. dumbaznboy

    dumbaznboy New Member

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    Thats always something that comes up whenever any one mentions any interest in joining the military. -sigh- don't people get it? if your running around people that are shooting at you there is a possibility that one may get lucky and put one in your forehead. everyone that signs up knows there is a possibility of them being sent into combat (even those that arent in combat related fields)
     
  9. Tycoon

    Tycoon New Member

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    Oh Hiya!
    :werd:

    I get that quite a bit. I don't even say I'm in the Army any more. :o
     
  10. EBK

    EBK Hate hippies & hadjis

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    Just fuck with them

    "Yeah in the Army we would kill Iraqis that asked that same question" :rofl:
     
  11. dumbaznboy

    dumbaznboy New Member

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    how about now?

    (since the iraq "war" can be similarly viewed along the same lines as 'nam)
     
  12. Insdav3

    Insdav3 Guest

    dumb ho's. I don't tell them i'm military unless it's last resort.
     
  13. Persephone

    Persephone New Member

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    I know exactly how you feel man. Shit gets old...quick.

    I even had a few buddies try and convince me for 3 hours that I was throwing my life away and am just a tool for killing innocents and will be a slave to a modern Hitler(I don't agree with ANY, although I don't like Bush in anyway, of this just FYI).

    Coming from kids who have been spoon fed their entire lives and currently wait tables, having their parents still support them every step of the way while smoking pot, doing coke and drinking each and every day it's hard to take anything they say seriously.

    No I don't support this war but I'm not going to support this war. I'm going to better my life and become a man.

    I always respond with, at least I will die with honor and dignity. It won't be from a drug overdose, it won't be from drunk driving or catching cancer. I'll die fighting for something bigger than you and me.

    I'm 22 and if I die next year in Iraq so be it. I am ready and willing.

    BTW our generation has never ever had to endure anything and when the day comes when the shit hits the fan, and it will...soon, I want to be ready and not just fade away like they will.

    When do you leave? I'm signing this Thursday as long as my pee is clean and hopefully it will be. I've been smoking for the past 3years everyday have stopped cold turkey 2 weeks ago.
     
  14. EYOB

    EYOB Guest

    :ugh2:
     
  15. EYOB

    EYOB Guest

    It took me awhile to figure it out, but :eek3:

    ....Ah, c'mon, I doubt she would be that cold. I'm guessing you misinterpreted her, eh ?? :dunno:
     
  16. EYOB

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    My guess is he means the army is going to 'protect' your freedom to party.
     
  17. EYOB

    EYOB Guest

    And you reply sarcastically with:

    *Nods head* "And you know this from personal experience, right?"
     
  18. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    You just might.
     
  19. dumbaznboy

    dumbaznboy New Member

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    ah yea...in retrospect i shouldve thought a little more before posting that...but thanks:wiggle:
     
  20. NEp8ntballer

    NEp8ntballer New Member

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    :rofl:
     
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    non military= no understanding.:squint:
     
  22. cRaZe

    cRaZe 3rd world slummin

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    I tell people I'm in the navy as a dental assistant. no one ever tells me i'm going to die :wtc:
     
  23. better not pull that shit my dentist did. no one wants to be reminded of that all the time.
     
  24. EBK

    EBK Hate hippies & hadjis

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    Coast Guard faggot giving me that face :hsugh:
     
  25. dura

    dura Guest

    he's a Marine Reservist :rofl:
     

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