FRK BUSH SIGNS SEX TOY BAN

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    In an unexpected move, President Bush signed a bill today outlawing the sale of sex toys, calling it a necessary evil for the good of the nation.

    "These foul weapons of perversion must not be allowed to pollute our precious bodily fluids anymore", Bush said. "Like Dick [Cheney] told me last night, these toys are responsible for high gas prices, the declining economy, and God knows what else"

    Bush's decision met with harsh criticism from a wide variety of opponents, including adult industry insiders, free speech advocates, and even some religious groups.

    "Bush can have my copy of Eden when he pries it from my cold, dead hands", said adult advocate Ralph Harrison.




















































    HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY FS ;) :mamoru:
     
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    A little piece of me died inside.
     
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    Scared ME for a second. see sig. hahahahaha
     
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    April fools special just due to this thread. "bush" for 25% off!!
     
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    woo hoo...do I get a free toy for sparking an idea :mamoru:
     
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    You are pushing it. hahahaha
     
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    can't blame him for asking though!
     
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    had me going for a 2nd.....I could see it happening with this government
     
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    i like bush..but unfortunatly i could see his dumb ass doing this kinda bullshit
     
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    As if we would of found out if this actually had been true.
     
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    it's april 2nd.
     
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