MMA Bullshido Throwdown - rtzcom vs. Venezualan Rimjob

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  1. Gogoplata

    Gogoplata Guest

    This coming weekend the infamous Guatamalan Cockholster will be up into Conneticut for the grappling tournament / speed dating event appropriately titled "Beast of the East"..

    This tournament happens to be held in the general vacinity of one world champion rtzcom/spider/superfighter...

    It is with great pleasure that I introduce the Cages' first legit Bullshido Throwdown Budo Challenge where Eric Tschanz will be taking on Bon Cacho in a grappling match. While it is clear that Eric is both younger and approximately 10 lbs heavier than Mr. Cacho, Bon's "to the death" (or just enter the smallest division in each tourney so you place) mentality has risen to the challenge.

    The betting lines for this fight are tight. Bon has the obvious experience, over confidence and sack riding team/insctructor on his side while Tschanz has a 10 lbs weight advantage and a constant struggle for acceptance into the Cage Crew, the Inner Circle and of course the Ryan Loco nutrider bandwagon.

    Bon Cacho * Blue Belt Masters Division Champion / Superfighter .... -215
    Eric Tschanz * White Belt Self Esteem Lacking Noob ..... + 185


    Ladies and gentlemen - please hedge your bets before Saturday or Sunday of this coming weekend as these two men square up and face off on faux hardwood wrestling mats. Please place your cash, avatar or ban bets here.

    Best luck Gentlemen.
     
  2. Gogoplata

    Gogoplata Guest

    ITS IN NEW JERSEY FOLKS!
     
  3. dengar

    dengar seans is a afta marchsollwe in his gir! OT Supporter

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    10 units on EDT pls
     
  4. Gogoplata

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    I've got 10 units on forum member Bolivian Boner sucker..



    Do we have anyone who will accept that bet and place 10 units on Da Spider?

    Gee Gee?
     
  5. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    What are the lines for Bon tucking?
     
  6. dengar

    dengar seans is a afta marchsollwe in his gir! OT Supporter

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    Vegas took them off the board.
     
  7. kilian

    kilian You've got quite a treasure there in that Horadric OT Supporter

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    Wirelessly posted via wap.offtopic.com (how can i make pearl masculine: BlackBerry8800/4.5.0.110 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/102)

    Oh man this Is really happening? Do I dare to dream an impossible dream?

    Video is a must
     
  8. Gogoplata

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    I thought you told me on Facebook that you two agreed to roll? :rolleyes:
     
  9. Gogoplata

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    it's on like donkey kong
     
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  11. Sylva

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    I'll place another 10 units on the columbian felcher
     
  12. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    fuck it, i'll put 10 units on the South American Salad Tosser
     
  13. Gogoplata

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    :h5:
     
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    LMFAO.. funny shit dude.

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    Savage5point0 Im an asshole.

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    In for freak accident where both competitors are left brain dead.
     
  16. Gogoplata

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    10 units on edt
     
  17. GeeGee

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    Bon is injured.. I'll take his place. Loser sucks Winner.. I play for keeps.. you in?
     
  18. Gogoplata

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  19. GeeGee

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    Hahahaha
     
  20. RMarks

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    You just need to enter divisions where there is only 1 other guy.
     
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    Is there any background story to this?

    EDIT: Also, who is columbian necktie? What did he change his name from?
     
  22. RMarks

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    rtzcom is a world champion in Naga

    EDT
     
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    The fuck, i asked you about FB and you said....:squint:
     
  24. Sylva

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    Everyone places in the division when there is only 2 competitors.
     
  25. RMarks

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    You're just jealous you've never been in a super fight.
     

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