Discussion in 'Fitness & Nutrition' started by Drewski, Oct 28, 2005.
I've got a date in an hour and I've got a nasty case of the protein/fibre farts.
blame it on her when it starts to smell
cutting + dating = lose
if you go out to dinner
not rly. just order a salad, then she'd feel bad about ordering anything more than you, so you dont cheat, and you save money
a guy ordering a salad on a date is
Just save some calories by eating a bit less the rest of the meals of the day
a bowl of soup or a sandwhich or something else small then. tell the bitch you're dieting, i'm sure she'd understand.
unless she's into health and nutrition, I'd still say no. plus, its more fun to be able to let loose from the diet for a night. thats just me though.
no dedicated enough!!
lol.. i'd probably do the same, but someone in the main forum posted some chauvinists dating guide and eating before the date and only eating a salad at dinner was one of the recommendations
me on a date when bulking
"I'll have the 1lb burger with lettuce, tomato, extra pickel, cooked medium. The half chicken and the basket of fries...does that come with a salad at all...no? ok I"ll have the grilled chicken salad as well with italian dressing...we get rolls too right? ok good."
me during contest prep
"ok, I'll have 1 chicken breast dry with a side of veggies. Those veggies, can I have just raw brocolli and carrots, no butter...and can you bring a pitcher of water please, better make that two, no ice. Does that come with a salad? it does...ok she can eat it."
me contest 7 days out
"do you have almonds? no? we're leaving...get your shit honey we'll pick you something up on the way home....I SET GET YOUR SHIT BITCH WE ARE LEAVING!!!! THATS IT GET IN THE TRUNK YOU FUCKIN' WHORE!!!!!! ALMONDS!!! ALMONDS!!!! "
Thats me tonight
oh I failed to mention:
me during bulking...after meal
"wait, why the hell is this so damn high? Did we really get that much food? "
that just makes u shit instead of farting (personal experience)
I have also had those before, just play it off.
just blame it on your date
If she asks, slap her, don't say a word.
If she looks up at you crying and scared, back hand her.
If she's still looking at you, tell her to go to the washroom to change her shit infested panties (she more than likely shit her pants from being to scared).
farting outside ftw
Bulking and dating definitely sucks...Too expensive to eat at restaraunts when you eat a meal about the size that Filmy described and the girl just looks at you as if you are crazy.
When cutting my meal happens to be normal portion size and I just avoid appetizers and the free bread/rolls.
Take her to a chinese buffet. Bulking + buffet = win