MIL Bubblehead Thread!

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  1. PromptCritical

    PromptCritical Agent of Entropy

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    Man battlestations! Vulcan death watches! ORSE! Nukes vs. Coners!

    Post your shit, tell a story, I don't care. Anyone interested in subs, post your questions.

    Here's my info:

    Formerly EM1 (SS)
    Nuke School and Prototype in Charleston
    USS Helena (SSN-725) 2000-2004
    1.5 WestPacs, Shellback, been under the ice, 4 ORSEs, own the (unofficial) record for highest total power ever applied to the main engines on a backing bell and seen a nuclear plant started up by crew that was arguably drunk.

    I've heard all the dumbass lame submarine jokes too, so you skimmers can save it.

    ETA: No posting of anything classified please...
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Hotbunking!
     
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    100 submariners go down
    50 couples come up

    lol
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    So how do you keep that place from stinking?
     
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    You don't. It just stinks. You don't really notice it much after a few minutes on board, then you get home and throw the uniform in the hamper. Come back after taking a shower and the smell from the hamper is unbearable.

    It's a combination of oil, amine, funk, grease, and fried food. We just call it "boat".
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    What do you guys do when you first cross the equator?
     
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    Sacrifice a goat.
     
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    ICBM's rule
     
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    SSBN = WWIII in a can.

    I was on an attack boat, so we just had tomahawks.
     

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