bros, going to vegas in 2 weeks v.drop 20 lbs

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  1. Simple

    Simple Sexy Beatch

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    sum1 help mez? need to drop 20 in 2 weeks
     
  2. Juked53

    Juked53 New Member

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    cut the fat off with a razor

    but seriously, unless you want to lose mostly muscle mass, 2lb/week is what you should aim for
     
  3. b21bballer

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    AIDS, bro.
     
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    cut off your arms
     
  5. BarbaraWaltersPegleg

    BarbaraWaltersPegleg Irish Guido

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  6. Zoolander

    Zoolander OT Supporter

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    Good luck with that shit. Just put on a couple sweat shirts and some sweat pants, put on a couple trash bags, and ride a bike around town a few hours a day every day for like a week. it should get you the results you are looking for i think.
     
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    i hear cocaine is a helluva weight loss agent
     
  8. Simple

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    cmon guys, i'm looking for serious replies, i can't amputate myself
     
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    cocaine doesn't cause loss of body parts
     
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    LancerV Something Happened OT Supporter

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    Eat Zero Carbs for two weeks and lose 20lbs of water weight but look the same
     
  11. mrflicharger

    mrflicharger Put your lips on it

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    RUN. Period.
     
  12. energie

    energie I like to place an order.. the name? Situation the

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    do it TUF style


    1. get garbage bag + sweat pants + thick clothing
    2. proceed to get in sauna with stationary bike for 4-5 hours before you want to go out
    3. ????
    4. profit or puke when dehydrated and trying to do coke and whores or mixture of them
     
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    lol @ this thread.
     
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    Eat sub 20 carbs/day and do a ton of cardio. You probably won't drop 20lbs in 2 weeks, but you may get 10+
     
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    if you wanna look better (and at this point there wont' be much of a diff), I'd aim to eat really clean and try to put on a pound or 2 of muscle.

    to drop 20lbs you'll have to drop all your carbs, and even then, most of the weight lost will be water and you'll bloat right back up as soon as you have carbs, and god help you if those carbs are alcohol, which being vegas, I bet most of them will be.

    and if you haven't been cutting already, it'll take a little while for your body to adjust to "cut mode" anyway.
     
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    fucking kill yourself
     
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    bro, chill out, bro. we're all bros here. no need to get hostile bro.
     
  18. Simple

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    guys i'm getting desperate here, a couple of you guys have posted about trash bags and saunas and cycling, will that really work???
     
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    fuck off
     
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    Liposuction
     
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    The only thing that will remotely work is a strong tan.
     
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    run 24 hours a day for the next 2 weeks
     
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    DNP DNP DNP DNP DNP DNP DNP DNP DNP DNP DNP DNP DNP DNP DNP DNP
     
  24. 4cd-Air

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    you could drop 20 on a pizza and some breadsticks




    oh wait I think you mean drop 20 pounds...see, details make all the difference
     
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    Oatmeal is all you need broseph.
     
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