bros: do you ever do this, bros?

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  1. themolsen

    themolsen New Member

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    Whenever I poop at work, since there's a scale next to the toilet, I weigh myself before and after my poop. I don't know why, but it's interesting to know how much my poop weighs.

    What's your heaviest poop? What's your average weight poop?

    brb gotta poop
     
  2. PcH

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    No scale next to the toilet here
     
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    nice little small 0.3lb poop today
     
  4. Frank Dux

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    I'd do it just if I had a scale next to my shitter
     
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    No scale next to shitter can't do shit weight experiment.
     
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    damn, you ngaz need to move your scales. your life will change once you start weighing before and after pees and poops
     
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    I tried this one time at home, my weight went up afterwords. Never tried it again.
     
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    :rofl::rofl:

    Did it a few times. Lost a solid lb once.
     
  9. Frank Dux

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    thread starter.. I'm about taking a shit, do you want pics?
     
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    of the scale, sure. of your poop? FUCK no...you think I'm some kind of weirdo?
     
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    I just poop directly onto the scale
     
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    I do it in the morning before my big poops.

    i pushed out a 1.5kg one the other day
     
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    ever see http://www.ratemypoo.com ?
     
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    Where do you work that has scales in the shitter?
     
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    i vote carnival
     
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    :rofl:
     
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  19. heebler elf

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    ... i do
     
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    or how about just a poop enthusiast?

    i'd like to see.
     
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    i don't have a scale at work, so i just put saran rap over the toilet bowl with some slack so it leave a nice pouch.

    poop. wrap it up, and wipe.

    don't get to weigh it till i get home though. i have a nice little food scale that gets me accurately down to the grams. love that thing.

    i always use the same amount of saran wrap (3g) that way i can stay pretty sterile and don't have to put the poop on my scale. yucky hehe.
     
  22. heebler elf

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    i see you in here big boy..
     
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    i hear the liquid weighs more than the solid
     
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    i work at a place where we have a few scales in the lettershop that can weigh down to the gram, digitally.

    i'll poop on some wax paper next time and then go weigh it for you.
     
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