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  1. suckmyexhaust

    suckmyexhaust New Member

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    I need to get something of a tan before I wed my friends. Two things that bother me... well... three things really.

    1- I have bleach blonde eyebrows
    2- I am pale as a Canadian
    3- I have love handles

    Cure for 1: Just for men treatment <hopefully this works>
    Cure for 3: bicycle riding for 8 mi/day and light work out afterwards

    Help Please!!!

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    www.myspace.com/theoneandonlymatt
     
  2. BlondieAMC

    BlondieAMC New Member

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    Well, if you don't like tanning beds, you can try this new lotion it's Jergen's Natrual Glow, sold in the lotion section of any store. I've used it....it works and doesn't look fake.
    It's not a dark dark tan but it gives you color. Everyone at work could tell a differnence when i was using it. I am also PALE PALE PALE!!

    Also that Mystic Tan, that you can get if a tanning salon near you has the booth.
     
  3. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    Your eyebrows are cute, leave them the way they are. Same thing with the tan kinda...with your complexion, people expect you to be pale so its OK if you are :hs:

    And good luck with #3
     
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    Well I always thought you were mighty cute. :)
     
  5. suckmyexhaust

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    thanks:hs:
    ... like everyone else, over the month of feasting, I added more fluf than I really wanted to. So I have lost a few pounds and riding has got me from the pale look to the light sunburn pink look as well.

    We'll see how it goes.
     
  6. lostandfound

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    Yea you want to talk about pale I am in Houston and have blonde hair and fair fair skin. My man is wanting me to go use the beds, because even wearing my shirt unbuttoned at the top really contrast with my skin it is that pale. SO I will let yall know how that works out.
     
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    I was so dark last summer but my schedule changed, the time in the beds disappeared and now I am almost as white as a sheet of paper again. :wtc:

    I was able to get up to twenty minutes, three times a week in a 80 lamp bed. Now fifteen minutes in a 40 lamp bed will turn me pink.
     
  8. Josey

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    Hehe...yeah Lostandfound needs some sun or something...there's no need for a nightlight w/he's got his shirt off... LOL!! Me personally I was gifted with great skin...I can get white if I never go out but usually I'm a good shade of brown...and most people think I use all kinda stuff on my skin to keep it smooth and clear but honestly I don't use a damn thing. "Someone" describes the way my skin feels as "Smooth as a baby's ass"...
     
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    Josey should know he's seen me in the dark, what he didn't mention is that in the moonlight my white skin cast an erie glow. A yes I do describe his skin as smooth as a baby's ass. Imagine sleeping next to that (pure heaven):bowdown:
     
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    ***Blushing*** :lick:
     

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