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  1. ~*Pogovina*~

    ~*Pogovina*~ Whip it! Whip it good!!

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    Ok, i KNOW you guys must know some good ones. I heard this one last night for the first time:

    Him: Did you get tickets yet?
    Me: :squint: :confused: :squint: :confused: ...to....?
    Him: ......... to the... GUN SHOW!! *flexes*


    :uh: :rofl:
     
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    jonno New Member

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    your daddy must be a baker.. cause you got teh nicest set of buns i ever saw
     
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    :rofl:
     
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  5. ~*Pogovina*~

    ~*Pogovina*~ Whip it! Whip it good!!

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    :rofl:
     
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  7. ~*Pogovina*~

    ~*Pogovina*~ Whip it! Whip it good!!

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    ~*Pogovina*~ Whip it! Whip it good!!

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    i think that cheesy lines work cause girls like a guy that's not afraid of embarassing himself :o
     
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    Damn.

    It was the thread startd by Scubamatt. Apparently some girl made eye contact with him and he responded by flexing his so called biceps. He was then surprised that it didn't seal the deal for him. The thread then deteriorated into a debate as to whether women find bb'ers attractive or not.
     
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    in for more :mamoru: broly lines
     
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    oh god i remember that thread :rofl: :rofl:

    that kid is unreal.. he's the next patrick bateman minus the body
     
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    dank fuck yeah

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    -:did you bring mice?
    =: :confused:
    -:for the pythons *flex*
    =: :mamoru:
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  14. Filmboy44

    Filmboy44 Guest

    "can you see your reflection in my posing oil?"
     
  15. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    "You got a bandaid"

    "CAUSE IM CUT BITCH"

    *most muscular pose*
     
  16. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    "Hey wanna free trip to the white moutains?"

    *throw a double bi*
     
  17. Ilyusha

    Ilyusha Guest

    Excuse me Miss, my penis died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

    *flex penis*
     
  18. Blip

    Blip Active Member

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    in for shirt.:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  19. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    You could use this one

    "I have to be built this way..I sell tires"

    Im only kidding bro
     
  20. Ilyusha

    Ilyusha Guest

    More like.. "A reputation you can ride on... big ol' Ilyaaaaaaaaa"
     
  21. Filmboy44

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    :rofl: :rof:
     
  22. Mega-JC: Da Return

    Mega-JC: Da Return Tiger Knee!

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    I pulled the Gun show line on a couple of coworkers and they just busted out laughing.... then they started grabing my arms :naughty:
     
  23. Ilyusha

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    Guy walks into a room and makes a sniffing motion with his nose..

    "Damn... it stinks in here.................cuz I'm the shit."

    :hsugh:
     
  24. Filmboy44

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    "wanna go out for some whey and sex?"

    whats the matter...don't like sex?
     
  25. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    :rofl: awesome :rofl:
     
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