Broke my slump in the craziest way possible

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  1. Sharpie

    Sharpie New Member

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    So before saturday, I hadn't had sex in over a year :eek3:

    I'm talking to this girl, she turns out to be 34 (doesn't look it) and I'm 23.

    Mid-convo:

    her: If you weren't so young I'd date you.

    me: Too young to date, but how about a one night stand? (If I wasn't drunk, I wouldn't never have had the balls to say it)

    her: You mean sex?

    me: Yeah, we should have sex.

    her: OK. We can go to my place.


    Make out in the street, fool around in the cab to her place, have crazy sex, she cries, I leave, come back an hour later, more crazy sex, anal sex, sleep, sex in the morning, run out of condoms, masturbate together, she makes breakfast, I leave to go watch football with my friends.

    No BS, I swear. I'm still trying to believe what happened. I've never had a one night stand I didn't regret later, but this one I'm proud of.
     
  2. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    and that is why you speak your mind. Granted some females will throw you to the curb for it, but some will take you up on your offer and you have yourself a night.
     
  4. ScrapXmetal

    ScrapXmetal Why so manly? OT Supporter

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    Did you get her number just in case you guys are feelin up to it again? I mean, you never know whats in store.

    Unless shes too old for you? Personally, I like em older :naughty:
     
  5. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    :werd:

    "This was good and I'm available" + swap #'s

    Women who are older tend to just get some when they want some ... I've heard.
     
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    Nice... sounds like a blast... although not my thing
     
  7. mrchina

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Why did she cry? Was she cheating on someone?
     
  8. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    id believe it. but i dont understand the leave n come back part/her crying. a 23 having sex with a stranger? happens all the time
     
  9. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    oh I forgot to ask. Pics?
    My buddy was 23 last year and he would always hook up with this 45+ year old. She was hollowed out though (menopause). They would do some feraky stuff like cosplay (he'd dress up like a construction worker, etc) and he could stick it whereever he wanted. it was funny too b/c she was friends with his Aunt they found out later, when they ran into each other at some family event...

    it was always so funny to see him going over there on the back of HER Harley.
     
  10. Omerta6

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    Thats what I was thinking :rofl:
     
  11. Omerta6

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    Nice way to break the slump though haha
     
  12. Sharpie

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    Agreed. Gambled and won :bowdown:

    Yeah, we exchanged #s after the first time before I left. She called half hour later and asked me to come back.

    No idea why she cried. She was drunk and emotional I guess. Not cheating on anyone, though she did tell me before we started "You'll have to know, I'm still in love with my ex-bf, but he's in LA and has a gf." I didn't care :mamoru:

    Well, she started crying and told me to leave. I said we should exchange numbers. We did, I left, she called, I had nothing better to do, came back over.
     
  13. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    this girl is awesome..

    I'm impressed how super direct she is

    sometimes people get emotional after sex :dunno:
     
  14. Sharpie

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    I'll get pics next time I go over :naughty:
     
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    My buddy just started dating a girl that's 31 and says she's the same way.

    Older girls = know what they want and don't play games :cool:

    She apologized later for crying and telling me to leave, said she was just drunk/weird, and thanked me for coming back over
     
  16. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    yeah, tht's what i've heard about older girls too
     
  17. antihero

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    ie, stop wasting your time.
     
  18. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    qft
     
  19. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :bowrofl: @ her crying
     

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