MIL *BREAKING NEWS!* Teh Barracks covert operation - cover blown! :run:

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  1. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Inforpics, aka: Barracks Mom, and one of the few females on OT that all of the frequent posters to Teh Barracks respects, has gone through some hellacious times lately, being virtually bedridden for the last week or two. The extreme duress she endured during this time necessitated an emergency covert operation involving both civilian and military agencies from around the globe. (see earlier published dispatch here: http://www.cnn.com/urgentreport.htm)

    Now that the operation has been successfully pulled off, and our operative has broken his cover, details are beginning to emerge.

    Enter: Bob. Bob (his actual name and location withheld due to security concerns) is the furry covert operator that we at Teh Barracks sent on a mission of mercy to provide overwatch during her down time.

    Fazle, C5Load, and myself provided the funding for the operation, by cleverly diverting funds through an off-shore "oil for food" program set up by the UN. JwM (rumored by some to be a paid CIA operative) provided some very much appreciated forward scouting and target location assistance. Without his help, this mission would have had a very early abort.

    While pictures of "Bob" are understandably scarce, Teh Barracks has released the following photo showing "Bob" relaxing with another member of "Bear Team Six" at an undisclosed location and time.
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    There were no casualties reported in this most recent mission. Details will be released as they arrive. Next-of-kin of all operatives and agents have already been notified of the success of the mission.

    This message has been cleared for OPSEC.

    //end of transmission//
     
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  2. Rodthrower18

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    :rofl: Good shit guys , but :squint: that u didnt let some of the other barracks kids help with the op :squint: so when is imaging sat scheduled to be over the area again for recon ??
     
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  4. Ranger-AO

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    It was Top Secret - Compartmentalized/Code Word: NOES. :dunno:

    I have it on good authority that NSA is repositioning a spysat as we speak. :eek3:
     
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    Good to go.

    I had sci in a past life, too bad that doesnt count, I only have a secret clearance right now
     
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    :werd: I go on Operation:bringmomthedigicam and that's the only pic we get? :squint: :wavey:
     
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    :eek3::eek4: :noes: JwM should probabl :run: at this point
     
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    :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    :rofl: u made me snork at the bunny comment :rofl: :bowdown:
     
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    :x: Archive Material! :x:


    Not because of the donation/contribution/charity stuff. Because of how Mr./PVT/SPC/CPT/MAJ/PFC Ranger-AO worded this whole thing. :rofl: :bowdown: :bowdown:

    And this shows how much teh barracks cares for one another. The best fellowship that any of these other sup forums can ever get. We are what you would call a :brotherhood: (and thats not to leave the fine ladies out) :mamoru:

    I'm motioning Archives!!!!!!!!1one
     
  12. GochuBoy

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    *BREAKING NEWS!* Teh Barracks covert operation

    :bowdown: :bowdown:

    :rofl: :rofl:

    This is Hollywood Classic!
    Worded it OUTSTANDING.jpg so that all the civilians would understand what the f' is going on.

    O RLY it is!
     
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  14. Rodthrower18

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    Join the club broly, it was Top secret, but thats ok though bro we'll do our own g14 classified stuff sooner or later, we've just gotta lay low for a bit hehehe.
     
  15. Ranger-AO

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    Cheer up, emoboys! :mamoru:

    We sent the bear on behalf of everyone in Teh Barracks. And knowing some of you blabbermoufs, there was no way in the world we could have kept this a secret if we had started asking for donations or telling details before we were able to pull it off.

    You might not have known about it beforehand, but without you guys and the outstanding comraderie we have here this just would not have happened. :bigthumb:
     
  16. GochuBoy

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    Why didn't I get a notice?
     
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  18. GochuBoy

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    So who got the notice?

    And what do I have to do to get an OT Secret Security Clearance?
     
  19. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I contacted JwM for address info, and I told Fazle and C5Load after I deployed the furry agent on his way. They both insisted on helping out with the money.

    :naughty:
     
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    I guess I shouldn't ask...and you better not tell me.
     
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    :bowdown: to everyone that chipped in, goodjob boy's :) Now this is why Teh Barracks fucken pwns. If only all OT was like this :hsd:
     

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