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  1. Paul Revere

    Paul Revere OT Supporter

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    Tracking Number: 1Z XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    Type: Package
    Status: Billing Information Received
    Shipped To: SAN FRANCISCO, CA, US
    Shipped/Billed On: 07/02/2008
    Service: GROUND
    Weight: 1.00 Lb

    :eek5: can't wait to get it
     
  2. Paul Revere

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    IBcomplaintsfordetails:mamoru:
     
  3. AB13

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    okay fiiiine

    I'll ask....

    what's in the box hoss??? :hsugh:
     
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    phrozenlikwid New Member

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    Using my exceptional powers of perception, and going by the weight and location shipped to:

    I'm thinking it's a 5hp three piston variable speed Ass-Hammer with the optional scrotum cupping attachment (serial number FAGXXX, it's made by Walther), and this was posted in the wrong forum?

    FreakyShiat is a couple forums up bro. No worries, it happens to the best of us.
     
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    :mamoru: yeah, but what model?
     
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    Aequitas If it keeps on raining, levee's going to break.

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    It's the Majestic Passion Purple model, with the smiley "O- Face" head.

    If I were to guess.
     
  8. Paul Revere

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    :bowrofl: not quite
     
  9. Paul Revere

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    i'll post a hint: it attaches via Picatinny rail
     
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    Admitted I shouldn't be on OT right now.

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    Assram dildo with picatinny rail mount?
     
  11. Paul Revere

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    at a weight of 1lb? i wish :hsugh:
     
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    Maybe they make a hollow one? Sorry, I don't know the weight of a regular dildo.
     
  13. Paul Revere

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    well, you're way off :mamoru:

    way off from guessing, not the weight of a dildo :rofl: i dont know either
     
  14. Paul Revere

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    :rofl: it has an on/off switch and run on batteries.

    i swear its not a dildo :bowrofl:
     
  15. Battery powered penis pump?
     
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    via rail attachment :kdubb:
     
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    Surefire?
     
  18. Yeah. You can use it as a monopod also.
     
  19. Paul Revere

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    :bowdown: getting warmer
     
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    im figuring a laser/light combo? speaking of which... i need to get some batteries for mine
     
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    cooler...
     
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    just hte light?


    just the laser?
     
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    why not the combo? whats it going on?
     

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