MIL Bootcamp Joke

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  1. Accord

    Accord New Member

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    A platoon of recruits was standing in formation when the Drill Instructor yelled, “All you idiots fall out!” The platoon wanders off, but one recruit remained at attention. The Drill Instructor walks over and stands eye to eye with the recruit. The recruit smiled and says, “Sure was a lot of them, huh, sir?”
     
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    :bowrofl:
    I'd love to see that actually happen
     
  3. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    :mamoru: I had to read it twice before I got it. :hsugh:

    ibyou'reaidiot :fawk:
     
  4. hachiroku

    hachiroku this is madness!

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    :rofl: its funny because people actually do that! during basic everyone is so scared to do the wrong thing that they take all the drill sergeants literally. thats why the DS's get so mad, they think the recruits dont have any common sense, but they just do exactly what theyre told! lmao.
     
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    best part of basic for me, hard of hearing
     
  6. Accord

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    I'm not sure whether to laugh or vomit.

    :eek3: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    aftershock- rawr -.-

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    :rofl: it made me chucke a bit
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I snorfled. :hsugh:
     
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    our kill hat used be very literal, then one day our senior told us to get in the showers so we all ran in the head and just stood there. he walked in a couple minutes later like wtf is wrong with you morons
     
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    :rofl: :rofl:
     

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