MIL Bootcamp in 5 days

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  1. Minus The Moose

    Minus The Moose New Member

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    My best friend is going to Bootcamp in 5 days(marines) and we wanna do something for him to take his mind off of things and have a great time with his friends before he goes away for 3 months. Any ideas?
     
  2. EYOB

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    Get drunk, go to strip club ??

    :dunno:

    While your at it, if he's got a girl, send him a fake 'Dear John' letter in Boot. Recruits love that shit.
     
  3. PlutoBHG

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    dont let him do drugs
     
  4. dura

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    Basically. Then you need to hook him up with some USAF shirts when he's in training.
     
  5. PlayingGod

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    Stop him.
     
  6. XXlinkXX

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    make sure you cheat with his girlfriend when hes gone
     
  7. dubrocker

    dubrocker sho nuff

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    do whatever it is you always did to pass the time. good times with best friends are inevitable. sit around talking about how much fun the past few years have been.

    when he goes to boot, get his mailing address asap. find out what he can and can't have, and push the envelope. make sure to send something at least once a week, it'll really make the time pass easily for him
     
  8. PlayingGod

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    Send him letters that say "this letter is worth 100 pushups" on the envelope; those ones were the best in basic.
     
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    :rofl: I never thought of that one. I did something better though. I think I told this one a while back but still...

    A few months after my buddy and I got back from Benning a friend of ours went to Jackson for 42A (Human Resources), he wanted to be an 11b but he's colorblind so it didn't happen. So a few weeks go by and he's sending us letters about how easy it is and how he never gets smoked. So we inflated and shipped a fully inflated sex pig (As in an inflatable pig, that you have sex with...pic below). He said when he recieved it his drill sgt smoked the shit out of him all night, he lost his position as Platoon guide, he had to get a rope and walk it with him everywhere (including on ruck marches and to church), when he went to the range it sat behind him and watched him. It popped the morning he graduated.

    It's small, but it's all I could find:
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  10. EYOB

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    Oh God....

    That's just so wrong. :hs:
     
  11. carpet muncher

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    :rofl: :rofl:

    are you kidding me? that's comedy gold right there!
     
  12. dura

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    He pt'ed with piggie too? :noes:
     
  13. PlayingGod

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    I would have had sex with it.
     
  14. EYOB

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    minus whale....
     
  15. TRN

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    Just go out and do what ever you guys like to do.
     

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