Bodybuilding books that would never sell.

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  1. damiand

    damiand Proceed

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    "How to stay lean in the offseason" by King Kamali

    "How to train seriously all year round" by Chris Corimier.

    "Becoming a movie star" by Bob Cicherillo

    "How to maintain a healthy bodybuilding lifestyle" By Tom prince

    "Guide to winning mr Olympia" by Jay Cutler with forewords by Shawn Ray, Kevin Levrone and Rich Gaspari.

    "Fighting off Ninjas" by Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler.

    "My personal guide on becoming a nice guy" by Craig Titus

    "Advanced vocabulary" by Ronnie Coleman

    "Successful marriage" by Lee Priest

    "Achieving the perfect posing" by paul Dillet

    "How I build my massive calves" by Dexter Jackson. Forewords by Darrem Charles and King Kamali.

    "Change your car's oil" Greg Valentino

    "Beauty and Bodybuilding" Dave Palumbo

    "How to stay big and strong in your early 40s" Dorian Yates

    "How not to rip off little kids", Lou Ferrigno

    "How to get big using light weights" by Ronnie Coleman (introduction by Johnnie Jackson)

    "Ain't Nuthin' but a Peanut: A Brief Synopsis of My Accomplishments using Agricultural Terminology" - Ronnie Coleman

    "How not to appear as though you are on narcotics during the filming of a video entitled M3" -Kevin Levrone
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    I didn't make any of those up, and I take no credit for it. I got it from another board. I got a bit of a laugh out it, enjoy.
     
  2. Damn it Bobby

    Damn it Bobby .

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    body building inside jokes :hsugh:
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    I would buy this.
     
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    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    :rofl: :rofl: awesome...you know your old school and new very well..I enjoyed this
     
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    Ceaze https://hearthis.at/DoYouEvenUplift Moderator

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    "Advanced vocabulary" by Ronnie Coleman
     
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    Gutrat "GET DOWN..."

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    Yeah, that's the one that made me laugh also.
     
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    :bowrofl: I get most of them
     
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    o shit son :rofl:
     
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    "The idiots guide to posing" -Christophers
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    "Why Crunking Is Gay" - Grouch

    "Drugs Are Bad, Mmmkay" - Johnny Perry

    Ok so that last one was a bit of a low blow...
     
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    "The Fundamentals of Squatting" - Jean-Pierre Fux
     
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    OMG I'm on the floor
     
  19. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    ahahhahahahahhahahahahha your a dildo hahahahahahahahaha
     
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    Advanced Masturbating - Greg Valentino
     
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    Not really too old school though funny as hell.

    Old school would be references to Haney, Gaspari, Strydom, Christian... or even older Zane, Mentzer, Dickerson, Coe, Callender...
     
  22. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    wheeler was old school, that was near a decade or more ago..most in here where 10
     
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    haha thats fucked up
     
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  25. Filmboy44

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    these are extremely funny only if you clearly understand the BBing world and how each of those titles apply to the authors :mamoru:
     
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