Blue balls!!!! rant

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  1. Killuminati

    Killuminati New Member

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    Some of you may remember my other thread about how my girlfriend fucked me over (its pretty pathetic). Anyway at work today some chick started texting me flirting basically saying she wants to fuck this weekend. (I barely know her) I said how about today instead. I told her to meet me in the mail room at 3. She said do you want fuck me or just want head. I told her I just wanted head because I've heard she's been around the block...... :hsugh: Plus I didn't have any condoms.. She said it's ok I am on birth control (which I later find out is a lie). WTF :ugh2:

    I probably should have aborted right then...... but I just wanted some head because it's been a while and I've been stuck on my old girl for a long time. So we had it all planned out to meet up and she was gonna suck my dick. Well we meet up and we get in the room and she chickens out.... I was fucking pissed. She apologized and on the way out started hugging me and gave me a kiss..... Now she has been texting me and said that was nice. I said what are you talking about what was nice. She said the kiss. :ugh2:

    All I wanted is a friend with benefits I don't want a relationship with this girl I just wanted to get off I think its time to abort.
     
  2. keysmachine

    keysmachine New Member

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    sounds like your improveing from your uhh short depature from the realm of sanity.
     
  3. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    Don't dip your pen in company ink.
     
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    ledzep73 New Member

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    What kind of job is it? If you can find a new one like it in a week do whatever the fuck you want. Go on and get what you can get if thats what you want.
     
  5. Abomb

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    if your game was tight, you would have gotten that head
     
  6. MattThom01

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    Where the hell do you work?

    Slut Central?
     
  7. Killuminati

    Killuminati New Member

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    I work at a hospital....... Yea this chicks a hoe I don't want any kind of relationship with her. I don't even know if I would hit that.
     
  8. Killuminati

    Killuminati New Member

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    Well I didn't wanna force her. She's a hoe she has "problems". She's currently in a shelter for battered women... Man, what was I thinking I just wanted to get off. It's been a while.



    *** Man, I just hit a fucking horse how much shittier can my day get. My truck is fucked up. The sheriff's are out looking for the owners.... I am broke, car less now. Jesus, I have too much going on right now. This is bullshit.
     
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    jonno New Member

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    sounds like a classy broad
     
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    im sorry that just threw me off guard and i started laughing but yea that sucks sry man
     
  11. Killuminati

    Killuminati New Member

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    :rofl:

    She has called 3x today and texted twice I didn't respond. :hsugh:
     
  12. Killuminati

    Killuminati New Member

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    She is like a nympho man. This is what I said.

    "Hey, I don't want to wait until tomorrow how would you like to meet me in the mail room, and give me some head?"


    She said. "Sure"

    :rofl:
     
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    lol sounds like a crack whore
     
  14. MattThom01

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    This guy needs to raise his standards...badly
     
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    Peyton Manning I love your mom a whole, whole lot.

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    this is what falconer needs to do. for real.
     
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    Be straight with her. Tell her you wanted a fuck buddy, and if she wants something more than that then it's time to end the arrangement.
     
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    lauren Active Member

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    nymphos dont bait and switch. what you are referring to is a cock tease.
     
  18. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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  19. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Is she married too?
     
  20. Killuminati

    Killuminati New Member

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    no not this one
     
  21. I had blue balls after I had sex my first time :wtc:
     
  22. Killuminati

    Killuminati New Member

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    Well she was texting me today asking me when are we gonna get to do that. She told me I could cum in her mouth but she will only do that "just for me". Keep in mind I barely know this chick.

    Can you get std's from oral sex?

    I don't know if I want to fuck her.... She lied about being on BC, and She was bragging to my friend how she has been with over 40 dudes. And I'm sure its not the best dudes! haha. Maybe getting her to suck my dick would be more trouble than its worth.
     
  23. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    YES
     
  24. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    you sure know how to pick winners :ugh:
     
  25. XaPU!M

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    Out of curiosity, how did you hit a horse?
     

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