blew it....

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  1. pringlesuck

    pringlesuck New Member

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    so hear i am studying all day yesterday, was ready to go home for dinner...

    outside the library, i was unlocking my friend's bike to go home. As I was doing this, this girl (a 9) walks by and asked "is the library closed?". I am like, "yes it closed while back, but it will be open tomorrow" All this while trying to finker with bike lock to get it open.

    So, she heads back to her car and notices that I was struggling with the lock. So, she drives by and asks "do you need help with anything?" This was while I was talking to my friend on cell to ask how to open his bike lock.

    I go, "no, I am good.!!." She is like, "Okay!!"

    Soon as that happened, I told my friend on the phone, "I just blew it."

    I might be book smart but I am the dumbest man in the planet. I cant stop thinking about it... :spank:
     
  2. kdizzle59

    kdizzle59 New Member

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    lol jackass...lol im sorry but that sucks, o well you learned
     
  3. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    hmm, thats happened to me too. I'm doing something else and some hot chick happens to walk by or something like that but You were busy with something else so don't beat yourself over it.

    If the stars are in line then you may cross paths with her again. Just keep your eyes open. You never know.
     
  4. bandwagon

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    Yep you blew it. A chance like that won't come along again for years! :hsugh:
     
  5. Yail Bloor

    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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    You missed a golden opportunity to tease her when she offered her help.
     
  6. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    :werd: "Do I need help? Do I LOOK like I need help? Of course I need help! How 'bout giving me a ride home, and I'll buy you coffee on the way...."
     
  7. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    At least you were honest....? :dunno:
     
  8. pringlesuck

    pringlesuck New Member

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    i did buy some starbucks grounds recently !! there is always next time... patiently waiting... :wiggle:
     
  9. bandwagon

    bandwagon Copy/Paste

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    No. Go out and create opportunities like this.
     
  10. Jackie Treehorn

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    :uh: That is a rather depressing story. Nice opener on her part :o
     
  11. Chip Chipperson

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    yep, not creepy at all :ugh:
     
  12. Original

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    No. Creepy would be, "Obviously! By the way, I need a place to stay as well, mind letting me stay at your place?"
     
  13. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    :werd: How is buying her coffee to repay her for the favor creepy?

    As for the rest, it all comes down to delivery. If you suck at that part and it comes out creepy, well, so sorry. It's meant to be funny... and comes across that way when a capable person says it.
     
  14. swenjj

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    yes it is pretty creepy, never met the girl, then "hey, let me in your car with you":ugh2:
     
  15. Skeletor

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    hot chick asks you if you need help, she obviously wanted to date/fuck you. You TOTALLY BLEW IT BRO!


    :hsugh:


    maybe if you were at a party, this chick was all over you, and you walked away not realizing it until it was too late... then you would have blown it.
     
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    i find it amazing you couldnt see that as a golden opportunity. sorry
     
  17. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    She asked if he needed help. Legitimately, he couldn't get the lock off the bike, and needed to get home. So she had to be expecting that as something he'd possibly ask of her.
     
  18. Chip Chipperson

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: has that line worked for you in the past?
     

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