MMA blah got in a fight at home

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  1. The Ripper

    The Ripper New Member

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    step dads a bartender came home drunk and woke me up to scrap. I didnt want to fight him and he kept trying to push me but i just planted my weight and he couldnt move me. Then he tried to swing and I didnt want to get in it with him so I just took him down and mounted him and tried really hard to calm him down. I didnt want to fight him because hes my step dad so I was just trying to keep him from hurting me.

    So im trying to calm him down and the fuck fish hooks me he had like his pointer and middle finger in my mouth and it fucking hurt like shit. He ended up letting go but my fucking mouth feels weird as shit now. Im not too pissed because im used to this bs but the question that came up to my mind is

    how the fuck do you get out of a fish hook. The only thing I could think of was biting but that didnt really work.

    learned an important lesson too dont try and talk to people when they are trying to hurt you I fucking hate this house
     
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    interesting. this explains a bit.
    good job keeping your cool.

    maybe suboptimal has something on dvd about a fish hook defense.

    i think you should wake up your step dad when the sun comes up with a fish hook.
     
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    fuck that i got my first day at a new job tomorrow and i really dont need this bs. I need to fucking move out already.
     
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    this is true.
     
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    yeah i was living with my grandparents and all was good. I was helping them out because my grandma was sickly and my grandpa was a diabetic. Been living with them since I was 7 but then my mom and step mom decided to move in with my sisters after my grandma died and they took a good living situation and turned it to crap.

    Id give my grandparents rent money which they used to pay for there shit and all was good then these people move in dont pay any fucking rent and stress me out. GRRRR. I kinda dont want to move because I dont want to leave my grandpa alone with them.
     
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    take grandpa with you and screw them over :dunno:
     
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    then he gets screwed out of his house
     
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    blah wheres drag on to say something assholic when you need him
     
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    chechen Brazilian Jiu Jitsu OT Supporter

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    how do you get fish hooked when youre mounted on someone?
     
  11. jtl090179

    jtl090179 Oh I get it, yeah. He's the girl, then you're the OT Supporter

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    you dont have complete control? :dunno:
     
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    :rofl:
    thanks for the obvious.
     
  13. this isn't acceptable behavior, seek help?
     
  14. Artyboy

    Artyboy Necessity is the excuse for every infringement of

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    Threaten to get the police involved if anything like that happens again :dunno:
     
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    These are the steps to not getting fishhooked.

    Step 1) When you mount them, beat them into goo.

    They can't fishhook you now.
     
  17. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    if i have someone mounted and they reach anything at my face i'm armbarring them into next week
     
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    If you get fishhooked from behind - head butt to nose.
    Fish hook from a full mount doesn't make sense to me unless they were rasslin' and Stepdaddy stuck his thumb in his mouth.
    Big salute for not breaking him into pieces.
    Call the cops and file battery charges next time.
     
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    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    next time.... ....spinningbackhammerfist
     
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    Worked on Matt Serra:x:
     
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    i was waiting for that. :hs:

    and to defend the fishhook

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    i think the humor evaded you.
     
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    :wavey:
     

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