"Blah blah blah my boyfriend blah blah blah..."

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  1. Mugwump

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    Women have truly mastered the art of adding "my boyfriend" into any kind of introductory conversation or topic you have with them.

    "I really like Nirvana, but my boyfriend prefers Pearl Jam."

    "I'm so sick of this math homework too. I spend hours on it everyday. My outlaw biker boyfriend goes to a community college and spends, like, 30 minutes on classwork every night. *scoff* "

    "Oh my gosh I love Rembrandt's paintings too! When I went to Amsterdam with my boyfriend, we saw a bunch of his stuff!"

    "I'm really hungry this morning. I don't know why either, my boyfriend made me french toast."

    "Nice to meet you... Yeah, I'm new; I just started working in this department last week. I used at Abbott in Minneapolis, which is a mile away from where my big, strong boyfriend works at a lumber yard, but I transferred here to talk about my boyfriend with you."

    :mad:
     
  2. Mugwump

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    I was talking to this bitch for no more than 30 seconds. Two sentences into her comment to me about getting a motorcycle permit, she throws the b-word in. It's like they know! :mad:
     
  3. Fucker

    Fucker out of the fast lane, bitches

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    Probably easier to take than "fuck off you horrible thing stop talking to me".
     
  4. Mugwump

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    I don't think they wanna completely push you away, just set up some boundaries, like "don't try to flirt with me, or I'll talk about my boyfriend again."
     
  5. Most women use that line to make it appear that they aren't single and lonely

    Just got to go with the flow
     
  6. Mugwump

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    So you're saying they're lying? Only Natalie Portman lies about stuff like that. :squint:
     
  7. No not lying just exaggerating

    They also use that line to let men know that they aren't in the mood to be hit on just have to know how to read their body language.
     
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    For what it counts, mugwump, when I'm talking to a girl I find attractive and sense chemistry, I try to mention my gf just to cut things off.
     
  9. Pheanyx

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    we do know, trust me, it's like sixth sense or something.
     
  10. chica&buddies

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    :rofl: :rofl:

    :hsugh: i sense some jealousy here... ;)
     
  11. Incog91

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    he's just jealous they have a boyfriend and he doesn't

    quit your crying and find yourself a man you pussy
     
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    Awwww, poor mugwump.

    I only say this because I like you. Don't worry about it sweetie. At least they are being stright forward and not leading you on. It's refreshing to hear that girls are being honest and not being dirty, cheating ho bags.

    But if it were any consolation, you will find a GF one day and SHE will be the one talking to guys and bringing YOU up in 30 seconds, saying things like "my boyfriend has butt dimples and works out religiously." :wiggle:
     
  13. Mugwump

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    :love:
     
  14. Mugwump

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    "Yeah, my waist is pretty small, but not as small as my girlfriend's incredible hour glass form." :buttsex:
     
  15. Mugwump

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    One more thing, the only thing I'm jealous about is that I can't get in their pants because they have a boyfriend. That's all. It sets a boundary that I won't ever cross because I'd never want to date a girl who'd be so easily swayed to dump their boyfriend once another handsome, charming guy came along, and I never wait around for women to breakup so I can finally date them. I never hold my breath.
     
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    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    my g/f does that ... :rofl:
     
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  18. D

    D A guiltless state of self awareness.. The process

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    Aw Mugwump...:hugot:
     
  19. Mugwump

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    ok™ :ugh2:


    I'm gonna work on this tall, blonde, freckley girl at work. She works on the same floor as me but not in the same department, which would be safe. She wore flip flops into the elevator and I commented on her feet: "This is a strange comment, but did you know that having a middle toe that's larger than a big toe is a sign of intelligence?" (While both of us looked down at her big middle toes.) Her: "Yes, yes I have heard that... And it's true! Keke!" I saw her walk past my desk the next day and she gave me a really warm smile. (Most people have their horseblinders on and rarely notice me.) I'll try to strike up a convo with her that might bring forward the b-word so I know whether or not to go in for the kill. :naughtyd:
     
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    D A guiltless state of self awareness.. The process

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    Very :cool:. Good luck, not that you'll need it. ;) She sounds cute. :naughty:
     
  21. Mugwump

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    I have goals, and I'm slowly completing most of the shorter term goals, except for finding a nice girl to hang out with (and get in her pants). So it's usually on my mind when I talk to a woman. Is that wrong? I'm under the impression that most men talk to attractive women their age in the hopes of scoring some digits anyway. :dunno:
     
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    I think that's pretty normal.
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  24. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    For any girl looking to keep her relationship, yeah. Now, I did have a girl say to me once "Yeah I really hate my boyfriend.... just so damn annoying"

    I didn't do anything about it (even though it was a plain-as-day prompt) because she was a trashy slut. :o
     
  25. Mugwump

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    So I'm standing outside smoking and I see this short hottie that started with me in another area. I walk up to her while she's talking with some co-workers, and the conversation is as follows:

    Me: So you're still smoking, huh? (she's trying to quit)
    Her: Yep! Keeping it real!
    Co-worker: God, you're sooo tiny. (I think she said this coz I'm really tall next to her)
    Her: Yeah, I never really feel tiny though. It's funny though since my boyfriend is 6'5" too. (and she glances at me)

    ...It's like they know! :mad:
     

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