BJ's from your wife, does it happen?

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  1. randomzed

    randomzed New Member

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    The boys and I have reached a consensus that after marriage the BJ's stop. So I pose, any married men out there have this issue too?? Or maybe youve been able to correct the situation and enjoyed a few BJ's after the wedding cake?
     
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    If you can figured this one out let me know. Once my SO started to love me they all of a sudden became gross where before it was like a requirement to have and swallowing. WTF?
     
  3. farmguy

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    Research the women you marry better.


    16 yrs and she still swallows as often as she did before marriage. :naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty:
     
  4. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    You ever try giving head? It's not exactly fun or painless. Guys need to stop being so obsessed with bjs and just be happy you are getting laid.
     
  5. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    they don't call it a job for nothing.
     
  6. rpmorri

    rpmorri So many idiots...not enough bullets

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    Stop going down on her.
     
  7. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I was honestly just thinking and realizing...I bet a LOT of women would say they'd give up getting oral sex if it meant they didn't have to give head anymore
     
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    :rofl:


    the lines are drawn :noes:
     
  9. HuskiRuski

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    women are not god's gift to men any more than the opposite. so if you ladies expect oral (and i know you do) then we expect bjs.
     
  10. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    :werd: Most of my relationships have been like that. We didn't bother with oral for either of us and just had sex. It's more fun when both people are getting pleased at the same time.
     
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    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    I don't expect it and I don't think I've ever even asked for it. But I've dated a few selfish guys who would always ask for head but weren't offering to do anything for me in return.
     
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    i'd go down on you....
     
  13. rpmorri

    rpmorri So many idiots...not enough bullets

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    Then they're not having it done right. ;)
     
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    werd the last girl i was with said she didnt like it.. that is until i went down on her after that she couldnt get enough.. she'd get mad if i stopped.. and she sarted going down on me just so i'd have more reason to go down on her.
     
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    I've been married since July and I get one anytime I want one.

    My wife has never refused to put my erect penis in her mouth.

    I consider quality and frequency of bj's to be an important barometer of her interest.

    She enjoys it as much or more than I do. Many times she is very wet just from going down on me.
     
  17. Falconer

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    I would not marry a chick that didn't.
     
  18. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    his whole point is that women have no problem giving head before marriage, but the second they are man & wife the bj's stop.
     
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    Yep, has something to do with an added ingrediant in the wedding cake.
     
  20. Falconer

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    I've mentioned it to every gf I have. I expect my wife to give bjs. It's better to get it out in the open before you get married so there are no surprises when you leave her.

    btw, I want a wife who loves doing it. It shouldn't be a chore, and it sure as fuck shouldn't be a "favor." I love going down on my gf when I have a gf, so I want a gf/wife who loves doing it, too.

    Oh yeah, the girl I marry has to love getting oral sex, too. These chicks that aren't into it? Goodbye.

    I'm not trying to sound blunt or like an asshole, but my experiences dating have lead me to these conclusions. I can sum it up with this statement:

    The woman I marry will love giving and receiving oral sex.
     
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    Oh hell yeah brother!

    Can I get an AMEN?!
     
  22. Falconer

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    I'm not even kidding. I had a gf who didn't really enjoy it, but she'd do it sometimes as a favor to me. It sucked. It's not that she wasn't good at it, but it sucks when the girl isn't into it. It's always "I'm doing this cuz you want it and not cuz I enjoy doing it."

    She liked it when I would go down on her. I could get her off 3 or 4 times in a 20 minute period. But she would be like "it's not like I ask you to go down on me, so why should I have to do it to you?" So whoever said girls would give it up if it meant they didn't have to do it anymore is correct.

    But see, she could get off so easily with vaginal sex that I think that's maybe why she wasn't into oral so much. Vaginal sex with her was awesome, too, don't get me wrong. But after a while you start resenting the fact that a chick doesn't give you head, especially when you feel awkward asking for it cuz you know she doesn't like it that much.

    But I've also been with chicks who love it. And so my marriage criteria changes.
     
  23. Bubba Atlantis

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    Ofcourse it does
     
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    I only don't do it if:
    1. He has eaten something icky like heavy onion or garlic
    2. Been on a heavy beer drinking weekend
    3. I have a cold and can't breath through my nose

    I don't spit, so 1 & 2 are kind of important to me and he knows that
     
  25. lauren

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    i think a better answer would be how often your ex wife did it. :hsugh:
     

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