So, I was getting my eyebrows waxed last week and as I was in the room I heard the cracked English voice of Billy in the main room asking for a pedicure. I giggled, snuck out undetected, and immediately told Matt and Roli. Billy showed up that night, in his XXL Catch As Catch Can shirt, with his hair freshly trimmed and apparent pedicure. Matt immediately calls him out, asking Billy if he was chasing some pussy, prompting Billy to swing his cane at me for telling Matt and Roli. So yesterday between classes, Matt and I went to get pedicures. Matt is silly, he loves them and always gets one before a fight and nothing's grosser than someone who goes barefoot all the time having nasty feet. I chose simple pink, Matt got pink with sparkles. Yeah, not kidding. His little Asian lady was laughing her ass off as she was doing it. When Billy shows at the gym that night, he overheard me complaining that I'd already messed up the polish. Immediately I got poked with his cane and a, "Hey, but you made fun of mine!" I responded, "But Matt and I wanted one." Roli pipes up, "They got the same color pink." Immediately Billy yelled as he started to shuffle across the mat, "MATT! MAKE FUN OF ME? COME HERE YOU LITTLE POPTART!"