MMA Big fight at work.....

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  1. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Bad Rep - a 20+ year old S.H.A.R.P crew from Kentucky now defunct

    Not that big just 4 people involved.

    It was pretty fucked.

    A guy comes inside tells me "I've been comin here 7 years and never been in a fight and i don't want that to change tonight. There are 2 assholes outside startin shit."

    I guess a few people heard cause when I went outside they followed one bottle in hand.

    Now the person bottle in hand in a friend of mine. A good guy. I've never known him to be anything but 100% chill except when his friend got jumped once.

    He's standing behind the non-regulars (from now known as touble makers) lookin at me pointing at there heads to see who's the trouble maker.

    I send him back inside.

    Just so happens one of the non regulars goes in right after. The guy grabs a seat at the bar and "Bad Rep 1" is standing next to him. "Trouble Maker" asks "whats up man" to which is replied "Whats up?! FUCK YOU" and he fucking smashes a full bottle over the guys head and then swings the broken bottle at him again.

    This is where I come in and yolk up the "Trouble Maker" (not knowing anything about the bottle) while "Bad Rep" is still hitting him in my arms. A barback form next door on his night off grabs Bad Rep to which he yells "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!" I quickly yell "*name* HE'S COOL!" and luckily he doesn't continue his attack as i continue to drag the "Trouble Maker" outside and get him off property when i realize he's bleeding everywhere.

    Just so happens that moments before "S.H.A.R.P. 1" comes in. Who is long times friends with "Bad Rep 1".

    "S.H.A.R.P. 1" is known to be a brawler but has been acting really well recently due to outside reasons. He came in with his girl to hang out, but of course his boy is involved so he has to help out his friend.

    I get the 2 trouble makers off propperty and tell them they gotta go. They are yellin and screaming over my shoulder at "Bad Rep" and "S.H.A.R.P. 1" comes around the side real quiet. I get inbetween them all as best I can. Unfortunately the trouble makers don't understand who they are dealing with.

    "Trouble Maker" 2 starts spouting off at the mouth and "S.H.A.R.P. 1" clocks him catching me in the throat ever so slightly. I push him off and he walks off taking a seat. I turn around to see Trouble maker 1 unconscious on the road taking repeated hammer fists to the face from "Bad Rep" untill one of the band members from the show next door pushes him off and tells him thats enough "bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, its enough HOLY SHIT!"

    "Bad Rep" walking around "Troubel Maker" has to do his thing and yell "Skinhead OI OI OI!" to which like a moron "Troubel Maker" 2 has to yell about serving in Iraq for 2 terms and keep the argument goin. I pick up "Bad Rep" and take him to the side walk when my bar tender yells for me to drop him and get inside "FUCK HIM! DROP HIM AND GET INSIDE!"

    So I did.

    At this point people start askin if I'm OK. I'm confused till I notice I'm covered in blood.

    it takes me 30 min and like 7 bar towels to get the blood off me and another 4 to start getting it out of my shirt (I luckaly get loaned a shirt by a friend).

    It just started settling into my head on my drive home when I had a moment to think about it.
     
  2. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    I will now use both bars of homemade soap i received from rtzcom for extra cleanliness.
     
  3. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    OH, once all blood was whiped off, I purelled myself into a walking sanitizer bath.
     
  4. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Oh and the FIght Soap is fucking awesome! I smell minty and awesome!
     
  5. f-g

    f-g OT Supporter

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    I read it but I'm too drunk and didn't understand any of it except some guy with a bottle or somethign
     
  6. jtl090179

    jtl090179 Oh I get it, yeah. He's the girl, then you're the OT Supporter

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    yeah that was kind of hard to understand. you never explained who bad rep 1 was
     
  7. EG6

    EG6 OT Supporter

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    People and their fucking egos.
     
  8. Bruticus

    Bruticus half dead OT Supporter

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    That was very hard to follow. There was a fight with 3 people I think?

    You have any cuts etc? Maybe get checked out.
     
  9. 4bangin

    4bangin Ballet of Violence

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    I'm sober and only made it half way through before I gave up trying to figure out what was going on.
     
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    SCirone Moderator

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  11. HandgunFantasy

    HandgunFantasy My purity you stole.

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    im going to need the first post translated into English please :o
     
  12. f-g

    f-g OT Supporter

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    how's that business coming along :h5:
     
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    Mountain Dude Here it comes, and there it goes, another day in d

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  15. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    :bowrofl:

    I love the post fight commentary :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  16. darkjedi

    darkjedi Muay Thai expert

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    yeah this is pretty hard to understand.. title and the names sound cool though.. :(
     
  17. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    wait...wat?

    Who slugged who? Who cut up who? We're you cut up? Are you ok?

    But that was cool the soaps are actually working in the wild lol.
     
  18. Gogoplata

    Gogoplata Guest

    So who was phone?
     
  19. ITR06

    ITR06 OT Supporter

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    Whats it like to be a bouncer making $10 an hour at your age?
     
  20. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    cliffs = 2 skinheads start fight with trouble makers, bens balls smell good???
     
  21. dengar

    dengar seans is a afta marchsollwe in his gir! OT Supporter

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    I think this should be added to the fight soap website as a customer testimonial.
     
  22. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    :rofl:
     
  23. GreatDeceiver

    GreatDeceiver OT Supporter

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    what in the fuck?
     
  24. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    wtf is going on in the first post
     

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