bet no one has seen this in thier gym

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  1. tetsuo

    tetsuo And shepherds we shall be...

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    so last night after work, i went to the gym like usual. when i walked in there were 2 people in there, a guy and a girl. the girl wasn't that great looking, about a 6 in the face, but a pretty good body. about halfway through my workout another guy comes into the gym. and he's this stereo typical indain computer nerd (i happen to know he's actually a comp sci major). while hes in there using the fly machine, the girl is doing situps and leg lifts to work out her abs right in front of this guy. now i'm on the other side of the gym and see him headed towards me and i'm thinking he's got something stuck inside of his pants, and then i realize he's running out the back door to the hallway. at this point i realize its cause he's at full mast :rofl: once in the hallway he adjusts himself and comes back in and is doing situps, but you can tell he's just tucked it behind his shorts waistband. :rofl: :ugh: anyways, this is my first thread in f&n :hsugh: :wavey:
     
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    ZeroSkillet Matt Hughes > *

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    Yes, because this has NEVER happened in the gym...ever.

    You should write a novel about it and all of F&N will buy a copy.
     
  3. cls

    cls Though I have fallen, I will rise. Though I sit in

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    There's a guy at my gym that comes in late at night wearing black under armor and does ninja moves around the gym :coold:
     
  4. ZeroSkillet

    ZeroSkillet Matt Hughes > *

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    In my gym there is a guy that comes in with an MMA mag(Grappling) and after every other set he shadow boxes, practices knees, and take downs.

    Total nerd...:coolugh:
     
  5. Devil

    Devil I have become my terror. OT Supporter

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    i have to fold up the towel and stuff it over my crotch when i do 45* extensions so i dont crush my balls
     
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    AznFreeballiN mangekyo sharingan

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    been there done that
     
  7. MR. Marti

    MR. Marti New Member

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    hahahah i want a Ninja at my gym.
     
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    ZeroSkillet Matt Hughes > *

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    until he knocks into while in your last set of db flies and you throw out your shoulder, leaving you out for 6 months.:wtc:
     
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    wtf.. you serious? Man I would've so pissed off if that shit happened to me.
     
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    ZeroSkillet Matt Hughes > *

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    lol, no didnt happen to me but its bound to happen if you have a moron jumping, kicking, throwing knees, and pulling shadow "takedowns".
     
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    Shit... I wanna BE the ninja at my gym. :rofl:
     
  12. BillyJackNCoke

    BillyJackNCoke I've got something to say, I raped your mother tod

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    I AM the ninja at my gym :squint:

    I win
     
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    Shit, I walk around with a boner at the gym all the time and ask people if they need a spot. The funny part is I'm not wearing any pants.
     
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    ZeroSkillet Matt Hughes > *

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    Squat spot?
     
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    :bowrofl: i actually loled
     
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    Stop staring at guys' dicks.
     
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    My nipples get pointy on big lifts :naughty:
     
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    the term "shadow takedowns" makes me lol
     
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    I should record it one day..
     
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    I do nude cockpushups?
     
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