Best surprise sex..

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  1. dontdothat

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    general question, but looking for a male perspective, what's the best surprise sex you've had?

    I'll take female perspectives too so I know what to hint for..
     
  2. Reign

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    Can't say I've ever raped anyone...
     
  3. dontdothat

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    Born yesterday? apparantly you've never had surprise sex before.
     
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    Born under a rock? That was a joke moron. Fucking 2007....
     
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    suprise sex= rape. you're hilarious :ugh2:
     
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    Yeah, you not knowing that truly knows how long you've been visiting this site.
     
  7. dontdothat

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    excuse me, I'm sure when you first started on here you were quite the OT enthusiast.
     
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    hahahha im sorry, but this thread is kinda funny......
     
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    Don't hint for it, talk about what you AND your partner want, then one day, you'll get your surprise sexorz, and enjoy it more than if you had hinted at it.

    Anyway I can't say what surprise sexorz I've enjoyed most, because well, I haven't really had that opprunity yet, though, I've had great surprise BJs. :bigthumb:
     
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    Gregsaidthat "Individuality is the new conformity"

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    Wow...sorry but i think this thread is funny as hell...WOW

    FTL
     
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    Surprise sex = rape
     
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    hilarious really
     
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    what is this thread actually supposed to be about??? spontaneous sex?
     
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    Surprise sex: Wake up, surprise, we're having sex!
     
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    that's not really a surprise is it? Isn't that just a normal sex life?
     
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    The sleep sex I apparently had a few weeks back :bigthumb:
     
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    :rofl: I'm the one who enjoyed it. You rolled over and fell back asleep!
     
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    haha...that was a good read. I giggled more than once.
     
  19. dontdothat

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    Ok then, an example of surprise sex would be, a dude comes home from work and his girlfriend is in the shower calling his name "I'm all wet, come and fuck me". It's not expected and it's fucking great when it happens. An example for a chick may be, you come home from work and he has candles lit and is ready to give you that erotic massage you've been wanting for the past month. I'm looking to surprise someone and searching for unique male perspectives..
     
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    :ugh:

    That's not surprise sex.

    That's just spur of the moment, or wanting to be romantic.
     
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    Yeah... surprise sex really is more like rape. You can't exactly just surprise... sex, on someone; considering it has to be a consensual act.

    Well, at least if you don't want it to be assault it has to be consensual.
     
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    lol @ this thread

    :run:
     
  23. dontdothat

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    Spur of the moment would be you're sitting on the couch watching t.v. and you're all of a sudden screwing for no good reason, or trying on clothes at a store and finding yourself up against the wall of the dressing room. (which is something I would consider to be surprise sex as well).

    Romantic interaction can be quite a sexual turn-on for a girl.

    Surprise sex, to the effect I'm trying get a responce from, is simply sex that surprises your partner. Doesn't matter if it's planned, spur of the moment, romantic... it's sex that afterward you were like "whoa, where the hell did that come from? You know what I don't care, it was fucking great".
     
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  24. dontdothat

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    by the way, screw me for trying to get a male perspective so I can surprise my partner with something new in the sack. I have enough of my own ideas, but I don't think like a guy (Obviously) and wanted some guidance as to what guys consider to be a rarity, or a delightful little sex surprise twisted into their everyday sex life. The typical responce I've gotton from guys outside of OT were 'waking up to getting head'. I was hoping for something a little more unique than that, but now I'm finding that there are no guys who care about being surprised with something new. That or they like to argue the semantics of a sentance. :run: Should I have asked for "Best unexpected sex" instead?
     
  25. fray

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    Not a male perspective, but I'll give you what I've done....

    I've been dressed up in a little bra and panty set and stripper shoes, playing video games (we're dorks) when he got home. Had crazy sex on the stairs.

    Went up stairs and got all dolled up while he was watching TV and then called him upstairs like I was upset or needed to talk, then when he got to the stairs to come up, I was sitting there, legs spread, waiting for him. He seemed to like that.

    Haha... got new winter boots and walked into his office naked with just the boots on while he was playing games and asked "do you like my new boots?"...wasn't sure if he would actually stop playing to turn around and look, but he did. That worked out okay.

    Morning BJ's... he likes that... Have never tried it while he's completely passed out though. I'm a little afraid I'll end up with piss in my mouth. I don't know why.

    Um....I'll randomly grind on him at his desk, then kinda just start sex.

    I don't know. What are you looking for? Why don't you throw out your ideas and people can tell you if they're good?

    Oh.... I wanted car sex, so I grabbed a condom before we went to the movies, then started playing with him on the way home, a little road head, we got home and he thought we'd have to go into the house and stuff and I whipped a condom out of my purse and we had sex in car in the garage....it was hot.

    You could always show up at his work if he has a job that would be conducive to that. You could be at home naked when he gets there...cooking or something. Get a wig in a color he likes. Find cute lingerie in his favorite color and surprise him. Tie him up. I don't know....
     

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