Best pick up ever!!!

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  1. uwofrost

    uwofrost New Denver Crew

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    For thoes of you with lack of guts this is hard no matter how good you are at being able to talk to women. This was the weekend before Xmas and i went to meet a friend of mine and his GF at a trendy german bar. As i am ordering my first (and only) beer i see this knockout with some guys and one of her girl friends. I dont say anything to her. Nor had she even noticed me. I go back to the table with my friends and procede to drink my beer. As the night goes on i get up to go pee. on my way back she is standing there talking to the same two guys and her GF. As i am walking back is see her "Eye Fuck the shit out of me" Now i dont react or even smile at her out of shock. I get back to the table to say "Dude you know that girl i had said was hot as hell. she just eye fucked the shit out of me!" They are like yeah right. As would be expected. I think about wanting to say something to her but the guys are there. For about an hour is tried to get the nerve to talk to her but still the guys are still there. Finally i walk up behind her and whisper in her ear "I need to steal you for a min" Shockingly she turns and smiles and we walk a little ways away from her friends and the guys that were talking to her. We talk for about 30min or so and she asks if i want to go to her friends house after this for an after party. I say yes. this is where the one beer pays off. Her friend has one of the two guys with her and none of them can drive. so we pile in my POS car and go to her friends apt. Skipping the details i got laid 2x that night. In talking to her later she said that how i picked her up was the thing that turned her on the most about me. She did find me attractive too but she claims that having enought confiednce to come pull her away from other guys was hot. So for thoes of you that spot a girl and you think that she was checking you out. Make sure you just shrink away from the opportunity. We have been dating for a month or so. (yes i relize i said xmas time) I was on vacation for a while and didnt talk to her for about a month.
    Im sure that there are several OTers that will call BS but its a true story. If i can find a way to get the pic on my phone to my comp i will post it. :coolugh:
     
  2. Viper

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    You can send the pic from your phone to your email address. From there it's simply a matter of downloading the pic from your email address, uploading it to imageshack and posting.

    I'm going to be honest, this story sounds like complete horseshit to me. :rofl:

    No offense.
     
  3. XaPU!M

    XaPU!M Active Member

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    So the best pick up ever was you getting her away from the people she was talking to so that you could talk to her privatly?

    If so... that's how it is usually done
     
  4. TheWeasel

    TheWeasel Guest

    Pretty normal pickup story.

    And just send the text message with the picture to your email address.
     
  5. eskarinna

    eskarinna New Member

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    how do you eye fuck someone?
     
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    uwofrost New Denver Crew

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    watch wedding crashers.... thats how
     
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    its the best pick up ever cause the girl is a 10....
     
  8. Viper

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    I am now convinced that this story is pure trash.
     
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    uwofrost New Denver Crew

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    thats where the like "eye fucked comes from" and as stated in the opener i knew that people like you would be hating... ill work on the pic. i dont want to send to work email. or open it at work.
     
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    Gotta give you some time to find a good myspace pic of some guy with a girl eh?
     
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    i dont see why you people are calling BS. it's not even a very remarkable story.
     
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    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    divide and conquer son. . . . lol im glad someone just turned 16 and learned this
     
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    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    hes da virgin crew. lol

    even if it is bs, then the guys knows it and thats just pathetic to lie online...so i just assume its not.

    fuck ive pissed on 4 girls before. both 2 at a time, 2 sober and 2 after a 9some. how you like me now
     
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    I'm calling bullshit because of the particular wording and language he used. Not because of the story itself.
     
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    uwofrost New Denver Crew

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    LOL... i love the BS claims... and when i get the pic up later tonight you will claim BS cause she is hot... so i guess it doesnt matter what i say. Viper will call BS and some will agree some wont and it still wont change that its true...
     
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    How do you know to call me Viper?

    Beast?
     
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    What.... im lost on this last one.
     
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    im going out with her tonight... ill take a pic with her to post.
     
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    happy viper?
     
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    :confused:

    Maybe because it's your username?
     
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    uwofrost New Denver Crew

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    i like you cannon.. lurking is good.
     
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    is the pic working? i can see it but can all of you?
     
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    what is implyed with that? i get it if your talking about the tat...
     
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