Best of CL .... Why cant all women be like this?

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  1. uwofrost

    uwofrost New Denver Crew

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  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :rolleyes: you say that until you find out she looks like this irl
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    And plenty of women love sex and want to have it, maybe you should stop chasing after 16 year old girls who aren't comfortable with themselves sexually.
     
  3. demosnat

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    Worst....thread...ever.
     
  4. teep

    teep New Member

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    :rofl: My friend once met a girl on myspace and flew her out from across the country to spend time with him. I was expecting exactly that.
     
  5. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :werd: I figured I'd leave it open though because it made me laugh.
     
  6. TXLBS

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    shrug, it wasn't a terrible read. i'm sure someone on the internet found it useful.
     
  7. kamen

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  8. sapient

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    Wait, is that picture of a girl or guy? :ugh:
     
  9. innerpeace26

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    I think it's a guy =O
     
  10. bjonesy77

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    I wont lie, I read the whole damn thing and found myself giggling about "being fucked by a ninja"


    Probabaly more main forum material but whatever.
     
  11. antihero

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    lol good post.
     
  12. the_canadian

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    5. It's OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise.
     
  13. danewreed

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    :bowdown::rofl:
     
  14. JordanClarkson

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    every girl i know is like this :dunno: (as in every girl would have written the same thing that lady did)

    and hardly any guy i know is how she described....
     
  15. danewreed

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    how do you know they are like this? is there certain examples of way they act?
     
  16. PariahStar

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    Well what woman doesn't want a man to take charge? How can you make out for an hour, fondle her without objections, and not move forward?

    If you guys are thinking that this is the kind of woman that will come out and tell you what she wants, that's not the case. The point is that she and other girls are thinking these things but won't say it in front of you.
     
  18. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    Good post, would read again.

    I know a lot of women who are like this, they just don't know they're like this.

    That is, they behave as if they were thinking this way, but the words that come out of their mouths are distorted by anti-slut defense.

    Obviously, there are also women who simply aren't as sexual as this.

    Nice pic beer, didn't know you were into live action roleplay.
     
  19. Yail Bloor

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    i agree with the link, as it pertains to many men being pussies in the bedroom

    you don't have to be rough every time, but i believe almost all women like it rough at least some of the time
     
  20. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Aren't you two just a couple of hilarious comedians :hsugh:
     

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