FRK Best line to say to a random guy at a bar... "Is your mom ok??..."

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  1. UncleJohn

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    "I heard she got into an accident..." pause and wait for reaction. "I heard she got rear ended by an 8 inch cock" :bigthumb:
     
  2. Zach

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    Put up your dukes.
     
  3. Crave McSteak

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    WOOO HOO! Thats funny*!!




    * Replace "funny" with "stupid as hell"
     
  4. UncleJohn

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    Nice !.
     
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    DeeVoc Heh.

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    Nah, you gotta walk into a crowded men's bathroom and yell, "HEY IS THIS WHERE ALL THE DICKS HANG OUT!!"
     
  8. UncleJohn

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  10. UncleJohn

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    does your boss suck a good dick? pics? :x:
     
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    mk3 77 PPTA

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    When im pissing at the urinal with somebody next to me I sigh and say, "Brr, waters cold.."

    It always get a laugh untill one day I said it and some guy without hesitation goes, "pipes are colder"
     
  12. Filmboy44

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    I don't get that phrase...put up your dukes?
     
  13. UncleJohn

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    i always ask the guy next to me if he wants me to hold it for him
     
  14. Zach

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    PUT EM UP! :mad:
     
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    anomaly If you weren't around for the original HA.net spli

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    top or bottom?
     
  18. UncleJohn

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    :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    next time you're standing next to a guy at a urinal, compliment him on his watch.
     
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    Next time you see a guys zipper open, tell him:

    "You know, I used to thing you were crazy. But now I can see your NUTS!" Then proceed to point at open zipper.
     

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