MIL beating off in the porter john

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  1. kawasakizx6rrrr

    kawasakizx6rrrr New Member

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    how many people have beat off in the porter john on those lonely nights in iraq? so sad...
     
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    i beat off in my room when my roommate isn't there, almost did it once when he was in the room too
    and in the shower
     
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    guilty as charged.... portable dvd players ftw.
     
  4. kawasakizx6rrrr

    kawasakizx6rrrr New Member

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    what shower? you had you're own shower? jesus christ, did you get to shower once a day? this is ridicuous!
     
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    whitecouch spendin' our golden years in OT Supporter

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    guilty. guilty. guilty. john, room, and shower.
     
  6. focus.lost

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    Hell of a way to work up a sweat, but not too bad at nights.
     
  7. kawasakizx6rrrr

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    aint that the way it goes?!?!
     
  8. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    porta-john. see, it's portable. :hsugh:

    and guilty :wavey:
     
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    we all are. so unsanitary, i'm disgusted with myself...
     
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    i thought it was understood that youre not supposed to make shower babies for everyone else to step on..............
    jerk it in a foxhole or in the shitter!
     
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    Nothing like beating off the the smell of everyone else's.... waste.
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    twosoldiersoneportajohn.com :naughty:
     
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    shower shoes.:ugh:
     
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    LOL
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  17. dura

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    nothing wrong with teh portajohn, but you're wrong if you're doing it in the shower (unless you're catching it in a towel or something). diaf if you nut on the floor.
     
  18. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    :werd: Anyone that doesn't wear shower shoes in a FOB shower is just asking for the super aids fungus that will be gnawing on their feet for the next six months. :ugh:
     
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    smokie700 right near da beach, Boiiiii

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    guilty- portajohn, shower, chu, towers and just about any other place that needed protein, hehe
     
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    Towers? What the fuck is wrong with you? :rofl:
     
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    Small Block LSX BMW | N54 | LSX | Gun | PS3 | Parent | Night CREW

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    Would be funny if you came under attack and had a small delay while you put your dick back in your pants.
     
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    lol, i didnt mean it like stepping on it getting it on your feet cause you had no shower shoes (they actually put that out to us at muster this morning though) i meant it as in like stepping on them killing them ! :wtc:
     
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    If its worth anything to ya, I've had a vasectomy. Any shower babies in my spunk are long since dead.
     
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    Guilty....

    Sure better than beating off on your roommie :hsugh:
     
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    it is probably the only location with a floor drain...
     

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