Discussion in 'On Topic' started by kawasakizx6rrrr, Mar 29, 2008.
how many people have beat off in the porter john on those lonely nights in iraq? so sad...
i beat off in my room when my roommate isn't there, almost did it once when he was in the room too
and in the shower
guilty as charged.... portable dvd players ftw.
what shower? you had you're own shower? jesus christ, did you get to shower once a day? this is ridicuous!
guilty. guilty. guilty. john, room, and shower.
Hell of a way to work up a sweat, but not too bad at nights.
aint that the way it goes?!?!
porta-john. see, it's portable.
we all are. so unsanitary, i'm disgusted with myself...
i thought it was understood that youre not supposed to make shower babies for everyone else to step on..............
jerk it in a foxhole or in the shitter!
Nothing like beating off the the smell of everyone else's.... waste.
nothing wrong with teh portajohn, but you're wrong if you're doing it in the shower (unless you're catching it in a towel or something). diaf if you nut on the floor.
Anyone that doesn't wear shower shoes in a FOB shower is just asking for the super aids fungus that will be gnawing on their feet for the next six months.
guilty- portajohn, shower, chu, towers and just about any other place that needed protein, hehe
Towers? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Would be funny if you came under attack and had a small delay while you put your dick back in your pants.
lol, i didnt mean it like stepping on it getting it on your feet cause you had no shower shoes (they actually put that out to us at muster this morning though) i meant it as in like stepping on them killing them !
If its worth anything to ya, I've had a vasectomy. Any shower babies in my spunk are long since dead.
Sure better than beating off on your roommie
it is probably the only location with a floor drain...