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  1. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Oh hi! I know you've been asleep for 4 hours, but we can't find the key to the Briefing Tent and we thought you might know where it is. :hsugh:


    Motherfuckingcocksuckingshiteatingfobbits :madfawk:
     
  2. NEp8ntballer

    NEp8ntballer New Member

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    it's a tent. if they can't find a key wouldn't it be possible to just make a new damn door?
     
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    Well you have been asleep for 4 hours.

    How much more do you want Sally? :o
     
  4. Insdav3

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    or crawl under the side
     
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    so uh, do you have internet in your room? :hsugh:
     
  6. MrRyan

    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    Not when you're 82....motherfuckingGrampsNeedsHisBeautyRest
     
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    perhaps..I certainly plan on having internet in my room.
     
  8. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Not that kind of tent. :hsugh:

    Does Bill Gates have internet in his bathroom? :ugh2:

    We rotate mission cycles between days and nights every few days. I'm always working against jetlag. I will kill my mother, chop her into small bites, and feed her to my dog for 6 hours of continuous sleep. And I hadn't been asleep for 4 hours - it had been 4 hours since our post-mission debrief ended. I still had shit to do before I hit the sack. And my vagina DOES hurt, thankyouverymuch. :madfawk:
     
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    Sleep is a crutch.
     
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    TRN Well-Known Member

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    :rofl:

    Poor poor Ranger...regretting his deployment already. :o
     
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    my team are the only soldiers on my pad that are not part of the new unit that moved into the pad, so for like two weeks we have had people coming at all damn hours knocking on our door asking you know where sgt. so and so is?" and the answer is no, no we do dont, we are the psyop team. we are the mother fuckers you see coming in and out at all hours of the day and night. we are the only ones you ever see wearing their kit and looking dirty, you would think the big ass sign on the outside of the door that reads Tactical Psyop Team and lists our names would be enought to discourage these ignorant mechanics/admin fobbits from asking us shit. Guess not.
     
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    the barracks I used to live in had a staff that loved to snoop through rooms while people were sleeping (at least when I was on night shift). So I hung a very nasty sign on the door saying I would fucking kill anyone disturbing my sleep or entering my room without knocking. Lasted about 12 hours before I got called into the first sergeants office.
     
  13. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I'm not regretting the deployment at all. I've already extended to stay on for a second tour. :ugh2:
     
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    So where you at...i might be in Afghanistan this summer
     
  15. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Baghdad :wavey:
     
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    Ranger, you in liberty or victory?
     
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    :wavey:liberty fobbit right here
     
  18. rat

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    Ranger if you have rank would it be at all possible for you to let me come out on a mission or 2 with your unit? I want to get out, but that wont happen with my unit.
     
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    lol
     
  20. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Absolutely. You'll need to complete a 4-day course at the Iron Claw Academy before you can go out. PM me your email address if you're serious.
     
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    PM sent.
    Just as a little background im a 52D (gen. mechanic) PFC.
     
  22. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    cool - I'll get with my LT and email you as soon as I can.
     
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    Alright thanks man, :bigthumb: I just gotta try to get this cleared with my platoon sargent before its a sure thing that I'd be able to go.
     
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    Oh shit I almost forgot ranger, if at all possible there is another soldier that would like to get out on the road. He ran convoys all his last tour. Sorry to spring all this on you at once.
     
  25. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    it's okay. We have ride-alongs from time to time, so I know it can be done. I'm just not sure exactly how to do it (other than you have to go through the Academy first). I'll get back to you as soon as I find out how to do it.
     

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