LGBT Bagged!

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  1. NOVAJock

    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    Maybe I'm just exceptionally horny today, but there are a hell of a lot of hot guys walking around at lunch today on the streets of DC.

    Unfortunately, I got bagged. :rofl:

    While crossing the street, I spotted this incredibly hot guy - around 30, 6'5" tall, blue tank top and khaki shorts built like a brick-shithouse. Now, tall guys usually have a hard time putting muscle on, but this guy, looked unbelievable. Not too far behind him was a Secret Service cop decked out in black. As the tall guy in the tank crossed the street and walked by me, I kept looking at him up and down and then turned to look back. I normally don't do that, but this guy was exceptional. Unfortunately, I walked right into the Secret Service cop....in the middle of the intersection....in front of all the stopped traffic. :rofl:

    I just apologized and the cop just smirked and gave me a look like...."CAUGHT YA!" How fucking embarrasing! :rofl:
     
  2. NOVAJock

    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    Another time....I was with Sam Gamgee at a mini-Boston meet. We were at a Lions Lounge playing pool and they had a live band there. (Oh my God, what a fucking dive.... :ugh: )

    The music was really loud and I turned to Sam to comment about the butt of one of our OT members and yelled...."HIS ASS IS SO FUCKABLE!" Wouldn't you know, the music stopped just as I said...."ass is so fuckable!" Sam and I burst out laughing, but we don't think anyone else heard me because I said it fast enough as the music had stopped.:rofl:
     
  3. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    :rofl: That was hysterical... I'll never forget that!!!
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    I still bust out laughing at that sometimes. :rofl: :rofl:
     
  5. Taylor

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    Oh shit that is hilarious :rofl:
     
  6. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    :rofl:...which OTer's ass were you guys commenting on? :naughty:
     
  7. Sonic

    Sonic Live every day to the fullest, for yesterday is go

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    Chris Lehr's:o
     
  8. NOVAJock

    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    ummmmmmmmm, no.:o
     
  9. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    That was my guess :o
     

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