axioms for friends with benefits

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  1. Buck something?

    Buck something? New Member

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    An axiom is a pre-defined truth. Examples include: the shortest distance between 2 points is a straight line, what goes up must go down, etc.

    I want to create a list of 10 axioms about successful friends with benefits relationships.

    Lets start with Seinfield

    1) Spending the night is optional


    I think were off to a good start, if you have any questions regarding axioms let me know, but otherwise feel free to post away!
     
  2. lauren

    lauren Active Member

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    how about spending the night is out of the question? :hsugh:
     
  3. Abomb

    Abomb New Member

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    :mamoru:
     
  4. Ideotique

    Ideotique Drinking on monday nights does not make me an alco

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    2. Females will get clingy and start thinking it's a relationship, culminating in them telling you "it's not my fault. You're just to easy to love"
     
  5. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    3 am fuckings are fun.
     
  6. ASoT

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    No kiss hello, only an optional kiss goodbye.
     
  7. Buck something?

    Buck something? New Member

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    fucking gold.
     
  8. Abomb

    Abomb New Member

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    what are the lykos rules for dating or w/e
     
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    You can only spend the night once out of every 3-4 times. Anymore and the woman turns into relationship mode. Any less and she begins to think you don't care.
     

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