Awesome advice.

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  1. Zackkahry

    Zackkahry New Member

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    I got this from here: [FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

    But I figured every man should hear this:

    [/FONT][FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."[/FONT]
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  2. Deborah

    Deborah Seeing is believing, but I don't want to know.

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    HAHA, I quoted this the other day:) I think it's a good advice for every man and woman!
     
  3. Zackkahry

    Zackkahry New Member

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    I figured it was old news, but I saw this for the first time yesterday.
     
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    Dahlia Active Member

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    I thought that is where you got it from but I wasn't sure if you were quoting him or another dude.
     
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    jonno New Member

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    "Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."
     
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    That is about the best thing on Twitter. Even if everything else on that site is shit, this makes up for it.
     
  7. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    :rofl: good find
     
  8. C.W.

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    thats awesome
     
  9. Deborah

    Deborah Seeing is believing, but I don't want to know.

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    shit is HILARIOUS :bowrofl:

    "Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."

    "You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."

    "Nobody is that important. They eat, shit, and screw, just like you. Maybe not shit like you, you got those stomach problems."
     
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    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    :werd: :bowdown:
     
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    *RARA* New Member

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    haha, awesome
     
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    Ha ha, I could do one of these for the shit my dad says too. (but I won't)
     
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    "Dad" here has courage thanks to experience and wisdom. It's funny when you are young and have the least to lose, you seem to fear rejection and other meaningless bullshit the most.

    The sooner you learn to stop sabotaging yourself for the sake of protecting your ego, the better.

    I keep trying to tell my 6'3", 215 pound little brother he needs to go date as many other college sophomores as possible, but he seems to be afraid of women and rejection, and hides behind his studies. Some things you just have to learn for yourself.
     
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    My dad told me once to never let a woman hold pussy over your head... and not like literally holding it over your head but withholding it to get you to do something. And he's 100% right... playful joking is one thing but if your g/f or wife just flat out say "Well if you buy me ___ I'll let you fuck me" then you need to tell them "Fuck you." And I've done that when my wife said she'd suck my dick and have sex with me 5 days a week if I bought her a new dog I just laughed and told her to go fuck herself. My buddies wife has him like cleaning up the kitchen and raking the yard to fuck her and I think its sad.
     
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    "I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing fucking makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' fucking umbrella in it"
     
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    haargerman ayuh.

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    :rofl:
     
  17. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    When my SO and I started dating, the first rule we established was "do not use sex as a weapon or a bargaining tool." It's such a dangerous habit to get in to and I think it can really fuck with the dynamic of your relationship.


    I love Shitmydadsays :rofl::rofl:

    "I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

    "Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don't waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down."

    "The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2"

    "The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."


    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  18. Alaya

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    thank you for showing it to me LP, :bowdown:

    I seriously wanted to start a "shit my residents say" after that but I'd be breaking a massive amount of HIPAA laws so no can do :rofl:
     
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    haha i would totally follow that twitter account :mamoru:
     
  20. haargerman

    haargerman ayuh.

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    "I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

    :bowrofl:
     
  21. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    at your mom's house. be back later.

    :rofl::rofl::rofl: you've got it baby.


    And :rofl: I know what you mean. My residents were awesome. Old men say the funniest shit. Btw, if you don't mention the name of the resident who said it, it doesn't violate HIPPA.
     
  22. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    it's a good thing you clarified that or we might have thought you were afraid of pussy juice dripping in your hair or something :hsugh:
     
  23. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    if nothing else you could have a friend do it for you and just call it "funny things that old people say" or something
     
  24. Alaya

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    :bowdown:

    Ehhhhh, there's some gray area there, even without mentioning names it can be a bit hairy :noes: It's one thing to recount a story to a friend or something like that, but on a twitter acct.. hrmm. I'd have to make damn sure first :rofl:
     
  25. schmitty101

    schmitty101 You might remember me from such films as "Dig your

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    I like this. I think a light went off in my head when I read that. I'm a freshman and I do the same shit as your brother. Hopefully that will all change now.

    Thanks!
     

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