GUN ATTN: WMD

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  1. PanzerAce

    PanzerAce Active Member

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    If all goes well, within a month I'll be getting my guard card and a job.

    In other words, I'll be WMD's Rent-a-cop/Mall-Ninja :rofl:
     
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    :ugh:

    So a guard card allows you to carry on the job?
     
  3. PanzerAce

    PanzerAce Active Member

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    no, you need a guard card just to get the fucking job :squint:


    stupid fucking CA nanny state bullshit. I think mostly it's to keep companies from getting sued for false imprisonment/arrest, etc.

    edit: for OC on the job, it's a 16 hour class :ugh:
     
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    You won't attain mall ninja status until you're able to carry. Hop to it.
     
  5. Paul Revere

    Paul Revere OT Supporter

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    dunno about that. he'll be a true mall ninja operator :coolugh:
     
  6. Sardaukar

    Sardaukar Active Member

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    So do you have to join a security agency or can you just pimp yourself out to different businesses?
     
  7. Paul Revere

    Paul Revere OT Supporter

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    needs more break down NEF .300WM in briefcase
     
  8. PanzerAce

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    I plan on it. Plus, I can write that off on my taxes :big grin:




    I'll need a NEF .300 Win Mag though.....
     
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    fucker, beat me by like 5 seconds.
     
  10. PanzerAce

    PanzerAce Active Member

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    dunno if you can whore yourself out, I'm joining a company :dunno:
     
  11. Sardaukar

    Sardaukar Active Member

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    Pics? No idea what that looks like.
     
  12. Paul Revere

    Paul Revere OT Supporter

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    i got it from mallninja.txt

    i know someone has to have it :x:
     
  13. PorscheRacer

    PorscheRacer You see this? It means not welcome

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    So your going to get paid to sit around all day and call cops if something goes down? Sounds like being security guard/mall ninja is pretty easy
     
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    don't forget the plates you should carry to sheild yourself in case of heavy fire...
     
  15. PanzerAce

    PanzerAce Active Member

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    That's what I'm hoping to do, but something tells me there will be way more paperwork involved.
     
  16. Paul Revere

    Paul Revere OT Supporter

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    do they give you armor? dont get shot, bro
     
  17. Paul Revere

    Paul Revere OT Supporter

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    grow a messican style dirt stache

    like this guy:

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  18. PanzerAce

    PanzerAce Active Member

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    already have one, just have to shave the rest of my face. It probably doesn't work well with red hair though :o


    and wtf picture?
     
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    P07r0457 New Member

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    yea, in oregon you have to get a dpsst cert to be "security". 2 year re-cert for "unarmed" and 1 year re-cert for "armed".
     
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    our local mall ninjas wear hats that resemble kung lao from mortal kombat

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    it looks exactly like that lol
     
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    Paul Revere OT Supporter

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    score. found it all: http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

    One poster responded, ‘If Plan A is to take multiple .338 shots to the back, you really need to come up with a Plan B.” Needless to say, alot of folks started seriously wondering where this guy worked”
    :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
     
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    Holy shit, this guy takes his job very very seriously...
     
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    A little neurotic perhaps, but the guy sounds well prepared.
     

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