Attn: Straight people

Discussion in 'Fitness & Nutrition' started by ilovepie, Aug 30, 2006.

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  1. ilovepie

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    Start sucking cocks. Watch who you fuck. Eat dicks. Profit $$$.

    I used to only have sex with animals at my peak, when I was about 14 years old. I then decided to do something about my beastiality, told my mom about my intentions, and she stopped buying cats, dogs, sheep etc. I didn't do any beating off at all for about 2 years, but I still managed to get my rocks off by paying bums a nickel to suck me off. When I turned 17, I came out of the closet, but I still wasn't getting any. I looked like a skinny fat homo. Up until recently, my dick stayed around 3-4 inches, but I still saw progresses ). About a month ago, I decided to start going to gay bars, and I blew a schoolbus full of boys this morning, yet I find I look better than ever.

    Morale of the story: If you're straight, stop complaining, do something about it and stfu. You better suck dicks or you'll look like a fag, I should've started earlier. Tell your SO/mom/whatever about your plans, it'll be 100X better if you have someone to support you. If you manage to lose most of your heterosexuality, and you'd like to have teh big musclez!1!, stop being a pansy and start lubing up your asshole. I myself wanted to fuck men while also fucking cows, and while it worked, my penis girth sky rocketed when I started getting tonguefucked in the asshole. I don't know why I was worried of putting some dick in my ass, I lost my anal virginity once, I can do it again.

    I don't know why I posted this, I guess I was tired of straight guys crying themselves to sleep. Oh and flame me all you want :d

    One last thing: My primary language is french, but feel free to laugh at my english and call me an ileterat rutard!

    Bye :wavey:

    Edit: Oh yeah, forgot to add, my penis is actually 4.5 inches now, lol DIPSET :wtc:
     
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    fuck you bitch.. im fat.. and you can eat a dick!
     
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  4. MaineSucks

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    shut the fuck up you french cocksucking faggot
     
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    hey frenchie.. go surrender or something.
     
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    preaching to the choir here. Post it in the main forum
     
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    ya fuck.... fatties

    whoops just bashed the whole forum,

    i mean fuck the french
     
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    KNEEGROWPLZ GIVE US THIS DAY

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    "Lock out with your cock out"

    "lean wit it, lock wit it"


    we need you now.
     
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    hey frenchie.. i told my wife about my plans.. and she said " tell that frech faggot to shut his cock holster.. the french are the last people who should be giving anyone advice.. here some advice.. tell your mom to shave her armpits ..
     
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  19. ilovepie

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    :rofl::rofl: I'm actually from quebec, not like it'll change anything though, keep on flaming :sadwavey:
     
  20. ilovepie

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    It doesn't count if you can lift 4X my bodyweight :wtc:
     
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    THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!! You're French AND Canadian!!! Damn, talk about getting shafted!
     
  22. ilovepie

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    I said I weighted 195lbs at 5'5" in my main post, but I didn't mention my current height... I'm 5'7" :rofl::rofl::rofl: More flames incoming.
     
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